So, Here We Are
UU I, um, couldn't resist...so I did end up writing washerwoman Tim and Bald Kon. In case you're wondering what happened, they got sucked into a weird fairy tale book (so original, I know).
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"Dude, what are you?" Kon asked, trying not to laugh. Tim was wearing a frumpy brown skirt that was way too long (Tim kept tripping on it), a billowy white shirt and he had some sort of cloth thingy wrapped around his head.
"A washerwoman," Tim said, voice full of dismay that Kon had to laugh. Tim glared at him, swatting him on the arm. "Like you're one to talk."
Kon ran a hand on his head that was entirely hairless and shiny. "As much as it creeps me out, I don't think I look that bad. I probably wear it better than Luthor."
Tim sighed. "Right."
He lifted up his skirt, fumbling with it. "I'm going back to the castle."
"What?" And Kon looked so stricken, Tim couldn't help but stick a tongue out at him.
"Back to the castle. Because I am a washerwoman, and I have work to do."
"B-but, what am I supposed to do?" And Kon was tugging at his collar. "You can't leave me like this."
"You're the evil bald villain," Tim said, smoothly. "Don't you have a castle to raid?"
And Tim awkwardly strode off to the castle. Seriously. He told Kon not to open the book, and what did he do? He opened the book.
King Ra's Proposal