Spell #11

[witch_ofthewest]

Good day.

Master Smoker. I regret to inform you that I am intending to murder one of your marines, most likely you won't miss him terribly.

Fiyero. I am going to murder you.

I'll get you, Fiyero, make no mistakes.

Comments

[awa_sheep]

If you need any help killing a stupid man, I'll be quite willing to help you.

[witch_ofthewest]

He's more than stupid.

[awa_sheep]

They usually are. I don't know him, but he sounds like the worst type of man.

[witch_ofthewest]

He's utterly brainless.

[windsofwinds]

What has this person done?

[witch_ofthewest]

Failed to acquire himself a brain.

[windsofwinds]

Death seems rather harsh.

A punishment, on the other hand.

[witch_ofthewest]

He'll be a slug for a week, that seems fitting.

[eye_on_paradise]

I wish you luck. Only a few things are more disgusting than men who act like lust-crazed lunatics in front of ladies.

[witch_ofthewest]

He's an utter fool. Thank you, mater Dracia.

[cute_cleaver]

I'm sure you're angry for a good reason, but violence only makes things worse.

[witch_ofthewest]

There won't be violence, there will be murder.

[cute_cleaver]

But why? Although it never seems that way at the time, if you just talk to someone, you can resolve any problems!

[witch_ofthewest]

When you have some time to waste try talking to Fiyero, you will understand my point.

[witch_ofthewest]

He seems to be the biggest fool I ever met.

[witch_ofthewest]

Positive.