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[witchbuster]

[Click! Maka is staring at the screen with a sort of...lost look on her face. It takes her a moment of staring from the screen back to the plain-covered book she's holding then back again before she speaks.]

I wonder what the return policy is in Vatheon? I mean...they probably wouldn't care if I brought this back, right? It's their own fault for

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[hatetodismiss]

[Guess who's going to threadjack like, right now?]

Do you really want an explanation?

[toreuhhhdork]

[Hello Kiddo]

Uh, sure! I do!

[hatetodismiss]

How much do you understand of human anatomy?

[toreuhhhdork]

Uhhh... N-not much, really.

[hatetodismiss]

How much?

[toreuhhhdork]

Uhh... I guess nothing...

[hatetodismiss]

Right. First of all, human reproduction requires that the male deposit his genetic material inside the female's body. It then combines with genetic material stored inside the female. The resulting zygote is incubated inside the female until it reaches a point in development where it can survive outside the mother.

The book Maka has obviously contains explicit references to sexual intercourse.

[toreuhhhdork]

[Listening...humans are weird.]

...What? Uhh... The human wriggler is...made in the human????? What? [SO CONFUSED.]

[hatetodismiss]

Exactly. The infant develops inside the mother's body, absorbing nutrients directly from her bloodstream.

[toreuhhhdork]

...Uh. L-like a parasite?

[hatetodismiss]

Something like that.

[toreuhhhdork]

Eww... H-humans are weird...

[hatetodismiss]

How does your species reproduce?

[witchbuster]

[All right deathjesus buddy, that's enough.]

Thanks for your help, Kid, but can we end this discussion now?

[hatetodismiss]

Maka, don't you want to know about this?

[witchbuster]

No. I already know about troll romance and Tavros is...kind of shy. I doubt he'd want to talk about that.