[008] [Video//Action for the villa]

[witchbuster]

[This is Maka.

This is Maka holding an unusually large brown and cream colored egg. Those familiar with Pokemon would recognize this as an Eevee egg, but...

This is Maka looking profoundly confused about what is currently happening.]

I...found this in the fridge. What is it? What sort of creature laid an egg like this

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[witchbuster]

...Yeah...um.

[SHE JUST REALIZED SHE'S DISCUSSING A GIANT EGG SHE FOUND IN THE FRIDGE.]

M-maybe someone got it from an exotic foods market.

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[witchbuster]

I don't really trust an egg that's...this color. Or size. It might be poisonous.

[hatetodismiss]

[Ignoring hiatus and wandering into the kitchen in time to catch the tail end of Maka's post. Huh. It's an egg. Kid's just going to wander over now and look at it.]

[witchbuster]

[Don't ignore hiatus--I mean sneak up on her like that, it's mildly baffling. Hi, buddy.]

Do you have any idea what this is, Kid? ...Besides an egg.

[hatetodismiss]

No, I do not.

[But his soul perception is always on in the background, and he's picking something up from the egg. His eyes go slightly wide, and then he focuses more closely on the egg.]

Whatever it is, it does not belong in the refrigerator!

[witchbuster]

...Are you saying there's something alive in there?

「video」

[reacquires]

That's an Eevee egg. [At the mention of her name, his own Eevee will be running up to look into the video feed herself. She gazes curiously at it in awe; well, up until Maka mentions eating it which causes her to start growling.]

You'll pretty much be cooking this thing-[he makes a hand gesture to the Eevee on his shoulder]-if you do.

[...] Anyway, just give it a week; it should hatch by then granted you don't kill it by turning it into your supper.

[He's not hiding a subtle like towards Eevees at all, nope.]

「video」

[witchbuster]

[...No, that pretty much flies over her head, because--]

That hatches out of it?

...[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE???] But...but it's not...that's a mammal! Why would it come out of an egg?!

「video」

[reacquires]

Are you an idiot? My ears... [He covers them for a second for emphasis.] Believe it or not, that-[he points to the egg, then to Eevee.]-came out of something like this.

Suit yourself, if you want to become a murderer.

「video」

[witchbuster]

Oh you shut the hell up, it's not my fault you come from a freakish world where what looks like a weird...fox comes out of AN EGG.

[leavingmycorner]

[ Crona walks in, but it's Ragnarok that makes the comment as they spot that big egg. ]

Woah!! I bet you could make one hell of an omelet with that thing! Better let me have some when you crack it open!

[witchbuster]

[All the joy, all of it.]

No, sorry, Ragnarok. We're not going to eat it.

[leavingmycorner]

But I'm staaaaaaaaaaarving! Please can we cook it?

.. Liar, since we got here you've been eating all the time. How can you be starving?-- Ow!

[ And then the usual: hair tugging, cheek pulling, nose poking- ]
Shut it, Crona! That egg looks like it might be tasty and I want a piece of it!

[witchbuster]

[She sets aside the egg so she doesn't accidentally drop it while trying to get between the two and cautiously pats Ragnarok on the head.]

If you're hungry, I can make you something else! I can make you whatever you want. Just not this egg, it's not edible...there's actually something alive in there.