Homecoming Campaign is a GO [ACTION EVERYWHERE]

[redcinemareel]

[Grell, sporting a cute hoodie with a black skirt and black heels, is everywhere you are, passing out some flyers. She could only make so many color copies, so these were in black and white. Color flyers are in hallways! ADMIRE THEM! She has one flyer as a type of picketing poster.

Yes, it's on a stick.

A flyer comes into your vision!]

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[worthyheir]

[Is walking past, hands stuffed in his pocket, and a hoodie covering his face. He is doing his damnedest to give off a "I don't want to be here" vibe. Walking quickly, he tries to avoid Grell and her flyers.

Mechanically.] Not interested.

[redcinemareel]

[Avoiding her? Such a pathetic attempt!]

May I ask why?

[worthyheir]

[Sighs a little before looking up at Grell.] Because I have no interest in anything in this school, especially your little popularity contest. Now move out of my way before... [Stares at her for a second.] I wasn't aware men could run for homecoming Queen.

[redcinemareel]

[Blinks, because she has no clue what you're talking about!!]

Pardon?

[worthyheir]

You may fool most people, but your hips don't lie. [No, does not know the pop culture reference he accidentally dropped, and yes that was a sort of backhanded compliment... or something. He wasn't actually being mean for once.] They're larger than the average female's.

[redcinemareel]

[Looks down at her hips before looking to him with a frown.]

First, aren't you a bit young to be scoping out my BODY?

SECOND...are...ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!

[Here she thought men had smaller hips than women.]

[worthyheir]

[Rolls his eyes. Wow, this one is pathetic.] I meant your pelvic bone, but here I was using small words for your benefit. Last time I checked bone structure doesn't determine how fat you are. And also, your gait is also off. Almost convincing, but I saw right through it. [And he only caught it because Dick had recently taught him the differences in gaits before he got transported here. Not that Grell needs to ever know.]

And with that skirt and the fact you have no sense of personal space and you're approximately three inches from my face, how could I not look? You've made it impossible for me to look away. [Does not sound like he was interested in looking in the first place.]

[redcinemareel]

[Crosses her arms, because that was so scientific and SICKENING] So you think you're a genius when it comes to outside appearances? Darling, all that could be tossed out the window! No one body is like one another.

[He failed to mention a lack of other parts.]

And yes, I make it IMPOSSIBLE for many to look away~! [Giggles softly] It's my gift.

[worthyheir]

All I'm saying is I can see through your farce to the truth. And yes, no one body may be like another, but there are certain genetic traits you can't escape. And that's what I look for. [In theory. He should be at least...]

[Well, Damian isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.]

Disgusting. That is not what I meant.

[redcinemareel]

Apparently you have NOT checked all genetic traits. I'm too much of a lady to allow you to get that far.

[worthyheir]

Ugh! Stop talking!

[redcinemareel]

You first.

[worthyheir]

What are you talking about?! [Ugh, you're making his head hurt.]

[redcinemareel]

Allow me to put it simply.

Continue on your way since I was here FIRST. [Gives him a dirty look.] Our conversation is DONE.

[worthyheir]

I was trying to walk on by when you accosted me. I did not want to talk to you to begin with! Is everyone here stupid?

[redcinemareel]

And we're done now.

Just you. [She said IT'S FINISHED. Who's being stupid now?]