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[witchinbloom]

You know, I had an entire speech prepared on how Disney was a misogynistic jerk who made a fortune off of reinforcing institutionalized sex- and racism, but it just seems redundant now. Not to mention stereotypical. So I'll leave you all with one parting thought: Ursula was a lesbian.

Don't believe me? Go watch Poor Unfortunate Souls.

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Comments

[politehulk]

That's kind of a scary thought. It isn't enough just to enjoy the movies on their own terms?

[witchinbloom]

Nope!

[politehulk]

Damn. There goes my childhood.

[witchinbloom]

Sorry. You're supporting your people?

[specialagentgf]

You've got me intrigued. Unfortunately, I don't have a copy of the movie with me.

[witchinbloom]

I'm sure there are clips on the network somewhere. She turns men into tiny little phallic symbols and holds them captive.

[OOC: What's your stance on 4th Walling the fair agent?]

[specialagentgf]

I don't see how that makes her a lesbian.

[ooc: Go for it!]

[witchinbloom]

She also lives in a womb shaped cavern.

You look really familiar...

[worksmart]

And a shining example to the sisterhood.

[witchinbloom]

Yeah, we all abduct innocent sixteen year-olds. It's a habit we really encourage.

[awillowywitch]

I think you should stop scarring the people of the City. I mean, it's totally true, but some people just don't get it.

[witchinbloom]

They have to be enlightened, baby.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

Huh? Ursula? I remember her. Who's Disney?

[Voice]

[witchinbloom]

A capitalist jerk who made a ton of money by telling girls to waste their entire lives waiting for a dream.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

He told them that? How'd he make money from that?

And what does he have to do with Ursula?

[Voice]

[witchinbloom]

He made a lot of movies in which the girls always had to sit around and get into trouble and wait for the boys to come save them. People bought them, he made money.

It's... complicated.