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[witchinbloom]

Harry Dresden is a nymphomaniac. The reason he lives in a house full of lesbians? We're the only ones safe from his ruthless passions. Ladies, beware, your virtue is unsafe.

Oh, and he collects My Little Ponies.

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[repeatshimself]

The magician?

[witchinbloom]

The wizard.

Sex wizard.

[repeatshimself]

....sex wizard?

[witchinbloom]

Yes.

[harrysbackup]

Harry Dresden is not a pimp. Trust me.

[witchinbloom]

Not a pimp. A sex fiend.

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[harrysbackup]

[laughing too hard to actually respond]

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[witchinbloom]

My Little Ponies!

[sleepyseer]

Excuse me?

[witchinbloom]

It's true.

[sleepyseer]

He never struck me as such a...craven person.

[awillowywitch]

[is laughing way hard right now]

[witchinbloom]

Oh, sure, join the club. I'm TRYING to do a PSA here!