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[witchnyn]

My upper chest has gotten a little bit sunburnt over the past couple of days, and there are two kind of oddly-coloured darker splotches right below my sternum.

Clearly, this can only mean that I have the cancer. Farewell cruel world etc.

Comments

re those weird lumps that I never got checked out

[kingofthule]

no I am the one who has the cancer

Re: re those weird lumps that I never got checked out

[witchnyn]

...wait, I didn't even hear about this! Did you avoid telling me because you knew that I would show up at your doorstep with my mother in tow to check them out? Because you better believe that that's what's going to happen now!