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No Cup tickets.

Anyone have a wireless they wouldn't mind sharing with me for an afternoon? Because if it goes badly with Ireland, Dad will throw the thing against the wall and no more commentary.

I'm feeling - well, can you really say you're disappointed about something you weren't expecting to happen anyway?

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Izzy

[playingcupid]

You're going to his house?

Izzy

[playingcupid]

He's going to want to sleep with you if you keep doing that.

Izzy

[playingcupid]

Are you like, ready?

Izzy

[playingcupid]

It hurts the first time.

Izzy

[playingcupid]

I'm fucking serious.

Private to Karin

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So am I! Seriously thinking about running for the hills - Merlin's trousers!

Private to Karin

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I know that! Mum told me! Godric's balls, Karin!

Izzy

[playingcupid]

Did she tell you like, how much though?

Private to Karin

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No? I didn't want to know anymore at that point. What if Dad was the first person she slept with? Eww!

Izzy

[playingcupid]

I could ask Mum. I bet she'll know.

Private to Karin

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I don't want to know!

Izzy

[playingcupid]

I might ask her anyway. My Mum is hilarious when she talks about sex.

Private to Karin

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You are not allowed to tell me, alright?

Izzy

[playingcupid]

Deal. But you'll still know that I know.

Private to Karin

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Why do you want to know even? I don't want to know stuff like that about your mum!

Izzy

[playingcupid]

I just like making Mum talk about sex. She still gets all giggly.