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with_an_accent

Third shot

Feb 23, 2011 14:25

[Okay, so Ellie has spent the days since Valentine's Day scrubbing herself clean and trying to forget the fact that she Did the Deed with Dirk Anger. And liked it. There is no feeling clean after that. There just isn't ( Read more... )

regain!, i slept with dirk anger and all i got wa, fuck valentines day, heads will roll

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buildstherobots February 23 2011, 21:41:35 UTC

Wretched, isn't it?

with_an_accent February 23 2011, 21:45:23 UTC

You don't know the half of it.

buildstherobots February 23 2011, 21:59:03 UTC

Oh, I know the whole of it. You got a bad regain, didn't you?

with_an_accent February 23 2011, 22:00:12 UTC

There's nothing wrong with what I got. It's what I had to go through in order to get it that bothers me!

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heartstar_blues February 23 2011, 22:49:35 UTC

Yeah... got it.

[He's going to meet her there because...

well...

He's afraid to say no.]

with_an_accent February 23 2011, 22:52:35 UTC

[She meets him with a grim expression.]

I'm going in there and I'm getting my ☠☠☠☠ choker.

And you're going to help me when I come limping out of there maimed and bleeding.

heartstar_blues February 23 2011, 22:59:14 UTC

You know, I'll say it one more time... this place is a ☠☠☠☠ trap.

[Also, he isn't observant enough to know what the ☠☠☠☠ her choker has to do with anything.

Though notice him stand there obediently.]

with_an_accent February 24 2011, 00:03:42 UTC

I know it is. But it's a trap I'm ready for.

[And in she goes! After a brief conversation with the Postman, she stumbles back out, box in hand. She's currently bleeding from her left eye socket (now empty) and her left ear. Her hair is now shoulder length, crudely-cut. And yet, she's smiling.]

Help me get this on before I bleed out.

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iflifehadaface February 23 2011, 23:30:31 UTC

[Scott can't help but plea with the girl on the other line.]

ACCENT LADY! DON'T DO IT!

I KNOW! I WAS THERE! WITH THE CAPTAIN! HE LOST HIS LEGS BELOW HIS KNEES! I IMAGINE YOURS LOOK VERY NICE! DON'T WASTE YOUR GAMS ON THIS!

with_an_accent February 24 2011, 00:04:50 UTC

...you went with the Captain?

[VERY INTERESTING! No wonder he seems so determined to keep her from going!]

What did he gain for losing his legs?

iflifehadaface February 24 2011, 04:32:58 UTC

. . . PAIN. LOTS and LOTS of PAIN.

That fat ass Grady shot his kneecaps off for talking out of line. It isn't worth it, even for some thing sentimental. BELIEVE ME.

with_an_accent February 24 2011, 06:12:00 UTC

I can handle pain.

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So late to the party lovehatedrugs February 25 2011, 07:30:54 UTC

[Dirk overhears all this. I mean, it'd be hard for him not to overhear it, seeing as his phone is massive and covering up pretty much his entire face.]

Don't sound so ☠☠☠☠ upset about it.

Fashionably late! with_an_accent February 25 2011, 20:12:21 UTC

I have every right to be ☠☠☠☠ upset!

lovehatedrugs February 26 2011, 07:10:24 UTC

Do you know how many times I bathed after that disgusting display?! At least five---and I never bathe.

with_an_accent February 26 2011, 20:36:47 UTC

You aren't the only one who's horrified by this, Anger. I showered for hours on end after it was over.

[And after that lovely reveal at the end there? She's tempted to go running back to the showers.]