Eighth shot (Bombfield)

[with_an_accent]

[Elsa is never complaining about boredom in this town again. If Cap starts going on about that ☠☠☠☠ ever again, she's kicking him in the teeth. Repeatedly.

Waking up abruptly to a suddenly-destroyed everything is bad enough. Having to face this new reality without her abilities (again) and any real weapons? Nothing is beautiful and everything

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[goddamnhedgehog]

[What's that, Elsa? You want help moving things? Shadow supposes he'll assist her.]

What are you looking for?

[with_an_accent]

Something I can use as a ☠☠☠☠ weapon, since I don't have even a ☠☠☠☠ shotgun to use in this ☠☠☠☠ hellhole.

[She mad.]

[goddamnhedgehog]

[Shadow can get behind excessive swearing. Especially in relation to a day like this.]

I had a weapon. But it was destroyed.

[with_an_accent]

I did, too. You'd think there'd be at least one gun that survived. This is ☠☠☠☠.

[The fact that he's a hedgehog doesn't give her much pause. Being a member of Nextwave, she's seen almost everything.]

You want to help me get under here to see if we can't find a knife that still has a point on it?

[brainneedsbeer]

Elsa.

You are alive.

[with_an_accent]

Of course I'm alive.

It's good to see you, too. ☠☠☠☠ this town.

[brainneedsbeer]

Well, you fleshy ones tend to die much easier, even if you are...you.

[He's still human, so...he's really one to talk.]

Yes. Seriously. ☠☠☠☠ them. ☠☠☠☠ them a lot.

[with_an_accent]

Well, there are plenty of dead people about for you to feel superior to. Although they're all drones, so it's not that much different than scores of dead broccoli men.

[She frowns.]

I never, ever thought I'd say this, but I miss fighting the Beyond Corporation. At least they were creative when they were being ☠☠☠☠ horrible.

[surf_n_makai]

[Kono hears a call for help moving something and turns to see Elsa. She goes over to help as much as she can.]

What're you looking for under here?

[with_an_accent]

Something I can ☠☠☠☠ kill something with.

[Obviously.]

Good to see you're not dead.

[surf_n_makai]

Yeah, same to you.

[Together they manage to move some of the rubble, but there's not much to score underneath it in the way of weapons or supplies.]

[with_an_accent]

☠☠☠☠.

[Onto the next pile of rubble.]

Just one ☠☠☠☠ gun, that's all I'm asking for. You'd think some would have survived the ☠☠☠☠ apocalypse.