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Alterations to the Hogwarts Ultimate Bachelor Guide

Karin said that your behaviour through the year would affect your standing on the list. To prove there are no jokes about that from my end, now that I'm not influenced by the wine I was drinking at the time I would like to make these changes to my ratings:

• JASPER ST JOHN 6/10. Changed from my

Comments

[rathereffable]

What? Hmm!

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Didn't quite catch that, Edward!

[rathereffable]

Oh, nothing of importance, I'm sure.

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As am I. How's your week been, Edward?

[dontswatme]

How wonderful and charming your taste is!

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I can be insincere too. Why thank you.

[smithami]

Edward is more interesting than Jasper.

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My list, my opinion, my rules.

[smithami]

Your idiocy.

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How am I an idiot for liking one bloke less than others do? That's just down to personal preference.

[celkin]

You are going to pay attention to this all year?

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To be honest, I'll probably lose interest and forget it about it after a while. I can't speak for Karin though.

[celkin]

Good. It seems like a waste of time!

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It was just meant to be a bit of fun, Chloe.

[buttonholed]

I'm surprised you didn't already know that about Edward.

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You live with him so you're bound to know him better.

[buttonholed]

It's not exactly genius work.