Nov 16, 2010 23:56
fuck you too universe,
i can't do this alone,
why must the universe prove me wrong,
!!elegante,
!plot,
the universe loves proving me wrong,
i missed you space sword,
that's rough buddy,
hold your own,
i'm still here,
a dangerous pastime i know,
painful painful humiliation,
he's not stubby just deaf,
welcome to the failboat,
ilu boomerang
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... Long as you're okay.
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Yeah.
Busy.
He sounds... not cheerful, but at least lighter-hearted when he speaks.]
I mean, I have been worse.
Better to be down an ear than an arm, I always say!
[.....cricket chirp...,]
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... Funny. Really.
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You know, I thought so? But in hindsight...
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You're better off not hearing it.
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[Staring at his communicator, what, really?]
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[It took her long enough to figure out what they're called, but it's not like he could forget the stuff that took off his arm right?]
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THANK YOU, TOPH. Thank you. He really wanted to think about those right now.
He's definitely rubbing at that scar while he replies.]
Oooh, man. Wait, wait, wait, hold on-- they're on the flower deck? Why?
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[And by the by. She does feel bad that there isn't anything she can do for you, big brother. She's a healer, yet she can't do snuff. It's disheartening.]
I'm fine, here. Hows your ear doing? [Besides, y'know. Being useless.]
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[But he is still deaf.]
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Can't that.. AMU do anything? Isn't that what it's supposed to do?
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I... would really prefer to not go see that thing ever, ever again.
Ever.
[Just so we're clear.]
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You know, been better, been worse....
"Training" is not a state of being, though. How are you doing, Zuko?
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[Sokka laughs a little bit, in spite of himself.]
Does that mean you sleep nearly as much as I do?
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[What did you do, stab yourself with a pipe cleaner?]
I know how to construct a prosthesis for it- it's not too complex a mechanism, just delicate. You'll need a surgeon to put it in; I guess that kind of specialty is rare....
What happened?
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....uh. Yes, that.
[Beat.]
Wait, wait, a prosthesis-- like a peg leg or something for my ear? Well, I mean, obviously not a peg leg, what good would that do me, but-- how does that even work?
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[Neanderthals, the lot of you.]
It's a fluid gyroscope with internal kinetic touch-sensors. Oil-based blends seem to work best, for some reason, but my prototypes used water and it functioned alright as a proof-of-concept but I'm not sure if I can reconcile progress for the sake of progress with practical limitations on internally consistent long-term prosthesis in this case. I've got reservations about consolidating that kind of arrogance in design with prototypical result patterns.
You just use batch-selection to recode the sensory-output relays into nerve-compatible patterns; this is a lot easier if you already have a neural jack, but it's clearly not impossible. I mean, the decode test-pattern has been pretty well known for a decade now, I could probably determine the correct sequence for your aural nerves, presuming that whatever messed you up in the first place didn't damage that as well.
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