Happy Birthday, Brett.

You are the love of my life and while "bitches be hatin", i'm truly the luckiest.

"herro, ra ra!"

"The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman”

i am so very lucky.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten ( Read more... )

I just looked in the mirror, and I'm not sure how it's physically possible, but the dark circles under my eyes appear to be extending past the boundaries of my actual head. They're emanating off my face, creating a kind of dark glow, like a reverse halo. If I can patent this effect, I am going to make a mint, selling it to goth kids from here to ( Read more... )

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The Birthday Massacre
The Start
***Die My Darling*** (come support brett, erin, and chris)
School Yard Heroes

March 11, 2006 6:30 PM
@ The Real Bar.

it has been a while since i updated but tonight i'm sitting at home with a terrible cold and a slight case of the flu so i thought i'd write ( Read more... )

dear diary ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

People and things upon which I would like to call shenanigans:

- Bono
- gas prices
- potlucks
- Lowe's Home Improvement Center
- Dr. Phil

Love, B