I love my family.

[withashotgun]

Grandma: Good morning honey... How you feelin' today?
Me: Oh fine, fine. (as I prepare a bagel, as part of my waking-up ritual)
Grandma: oh good. Grandmas not feelin so hot. Constipated....

Well thank you for that valuble information, as i fix my brekfast, Grandma! I just don't know where I'll go for good conversation when i move out, I just don

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[lenoresfairy]

lol. that's what grandmas are for.
<3

[throwingstardna]

It's like my mother yesterday telling me about her diarrhea.