I'm going to San Diego tomorrow and I'm super excited because I looooove flying.

Other than that I got Blizzcon tickets? That's about all that's exciting on the homefront.
Don't know if that's good or bad

Wow George Carlin died.
Fuck

So my birfday is in a week.
Fuck I'm getting old.

I got a newish tv for my birfday, but it doesn't work. It just taunts me with its widescreen goodies.

I love my mom.

I want to travel somewhere this summer.
Who wants to be my travel buddy?

I think I decided I'm going to be a professional video game player.

I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up

If
growin' up
means being
like you
then I
don't want
to
BE LIKE YOU!

Recycled trash
it's deja vu

I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up

You're
grown up
told what
to do
your suit
can't hide the truth
YOU'RE A FOOL!

And I refuse
TO BE LIKE YOU!

I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up

Shiiiiit gonna buy GTA4 tomorrow then live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches until I get my "ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE". Being poor rules!

So I'm watching the 36th Chamber of Shaolin and asking myself, "why am I a fat and lethargic American and not some badass Chinese killing machine?" I mean, I'll happily trade penis size and everything, I just wanna know how to use that fucking thing with 3 sticks connected by chain...whatever the fuck it's called ( Read more... )

My resolution for this summer is to enter the CCA STAR fishing tournament and catch a tagged redfish, then sell the truck and boat and live off the money for the next few years.

I haven't fished in forever but damn, it was really fun when I was a kid.

Does anyone remember that NES game Black Bass? Or how about Blue Marlin? Those games were