J: Hay, do you remember that game we used to play when we were little? We would dare each other to sneak downstairs in the middle of the night and whoever got caught and beaten first was the loser.
M: Yes.
J: Oh good. I thought I made it up.

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I have a heart murmur

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Here is a gem:

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Today I discovered that the hospital I was born in is right next to Playboy's world HQ. Awesome.

Tell me about love, as you see it.

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