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[withdarkwings]

so, i've been at work so much to update. I work at Ocean Walk Theatres, i had to leave work early the other night, cause i was about to die, went to the E.R. and then got some Morphene for the pain, i was in so much pain
omg!

so i met this guy a couple of weeks ago.

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[drknssisthelite]

We need to hang out. We can rock out with our cocks out to Metallica... or something. *shrugs* My new number is in my journal somewhere. Give me a call, yo. :P

[withdarkwings]

we can hang out..but only if you promise not to talk shit about my cousin or anything like that.

[drknssisthelite]

Your cousin? Huh? O_o

[sara_sue]

Yeah, she means me.

[_apoetictragedy]

skdjgws
wtf happened?
where did the pain come from?

[withdarkwings]

i have a UTI and i might have a kidney stone

[sara_sue]

MEAH!

[withdarkwings]

agree

[dead_refrain]

causing pain soothes pain.

[withdarkwings]

i dunno. omar..you should of seen me.

[dead_refrain]

actually im curious as to wut caused the pain

[sara_sue]

I crept into her room in the dead of night, with a cricket club and shrunk down to the size of an infinitesimal speck and somehow found myself in her bladder. I then proceeded to beat the inners of her bladder with the club as if they were really threatening, slow-moving ZOMBIES. I know, scary. Maybe I was just delusional, but hey, whatever. Then I moved to her Kidney and proceeded to do the same thing.

Oh and if you don't know me, I'm Sara. Sarah's best friend/cousin/thinger. Pleased to meet you.