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[witheverybreath]

So, in English class today we had to write these essays for the Core 40 test, which the state grades. Apparently this test measures your skill level and determines if you graduate / pass English or not. So on one of my essays I was given this quote, with instructions to state why I agreed or disagreed

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[angels_eulogy]

hahahah oh man
good one.

[witheverybreath]

hah thanks jimmy. did you guys ever get a new srt teacher?

[aporue]

well
that is truly awesome. props to you.

[witheverybreath]

thanks. I was a lot more proud of it as i was writing it and in a really asshole-ish mood, whereas now I'm just like hm... maybe that wasn't the best idea because if my grader doesn't have a sense of humor i'm fucked.

[gramma_in_law]

uh, you kicked core 40´s ass.

that made me miss you like whoa

[witheverybreath]

haha yeah they got it handed to them alright.

and don't worry, it's only like another month before you come back! <333

[stomachvsheart]

The neoconservative Indiana test graders will eat that up.

[witheverybreath]

maybe I'll get lucky and my grader will be a hip, liberal, 30-year-old man with square glasses who lives in Broadripple and has a black wife. or something like that.

[gramma_in_law]

haha black wife

we live in INDIANA. there are more wiggers at carmel high school than actual black people in the whole state.

the square glasses might save you, though

:P

the event horizon looks like a lava lamp

[pssh]

My contributions really sucked.

Yeah, that's what I thought. What a great ending.

And I like this part: i.e. marijuana and other similar substances.

Haha...