Once a jolly swagman, camped by a billabong [This is a voice post, by the way]

[withgoldensoil]

Roger, Roger, come in, Roger.

Kiwi, you little fucker, if this was your doing I'm kick your bloody head in, just you wait. Whose island is this anyway- Oh, bugger, if it was one of the blokes from the forum helping ya, you just tell them that if they want another buck from me they'll bring the boat back round right this fucking second, you piece of

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[knightly_aches]

Australia...? [he's heard of you, but that's about it] This is Lithuania, if you remember me. Um, I don't actually think there are any boats here...

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[withgoldensoil]

Lithuania... Sounds familiar... And are ya sure?

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[knightly_aches]

[he tries a different tactic] I live near Mr. Russia, if you know him. Most people do...

Well, I haven't really looked...but I am pretty sure. I've been told we're stuck here, so I doubt we have access to boats.

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[withgoldensoil]

Oh, yeah! You! I bought some crap off you a while back! G'day, mate! Howzitgoin'?

Well, if ya can't be bothered to look for a dingy, then you are stuck, aren't you?

[vermillionlotus]

Now there's a voice no one can mistaken.

Hello Australia! It's been a while.

[withgoldensoil]

G'day, Vettie! Howzitgoin'?

[vermillionlotus]

It's been quite good, actually! As much as being stuck here counts as good. How have you been?

[withgoldensoil]

Beautiful, love. Busy, but it's alright. And now I'm here so that's not so beaut, but ya know. Making do.

[smokeveil]

Could you shout any quieter aru?

[withgoldensoil]

Wouldn't that make shouting kinda pointless?

[smokeveil]

You make enough noise as it is without shouting aru.

[withgoldensoil]

Sorry, old man, didn't mean ta wake ya from your nap.

[qormee]

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