[Video] And he sang as he watched and waited for his billy to boil

[withgoldensoil]

[Australia grins at the camera, but he's also smirking just a little.] Right then! Pomland and I are playing a game of cricket next week! All nations have to join in! Humans can too though! Pom made a sign-up sheet in town, ignore how weird it is and write down your name for my team! And some of you fellas should join Pommie's too, I reckon, just

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[nomnompasta]

PASTA!!!!

Whose Pom and what is Cricket? Is it like Rugby?

[withgoldensoil]

England and it's nothing like rugby. You get two teams, and they take turns batting and bowling.

[nomnompasta]

It sounds boring!

[mommysthief]

I'll be sure to come by and watch.

[withgoldensoil]

Sign up for my team!

[mommysthief]

I'm not really a team sport kind of guy.

[withgoldensoil]

Sign up anyway!

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[goldenchime]

[ Only replying because of the "all nations have to join in" part. He clears his throat lightly before; ]

If it is sporting, are better games than cricket... da?

...who is "Kiwi?"

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[withgoldensoil]

[If they really don't want to, they can escape. But not without a fight.]

Well, yeah, mate, but I don't think you blokes know AFL!

My sister. New Zealand.

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[goldenchime]

AF... nyet, admittedly I do not...

Ahn! Do you call everyone by "nick-names?" I have a... liking for them myself, da?

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[withgoldensoil]

So we're left with cricket.

Yeah, I've got one for just about all my mates.

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[vermillionlotus]

Hopefully they'll be fine, they're strong nations too.

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[withgoldensoil]

... Kiwi and Indy would probably be okay, I guess. [Said as if it pains him extremely to admit that.] It's the lil' ones I'm worried about. What if Nauru gets sick again?

[omnomfuckyeah]

Cricket's stupid, y'know. But I'll be rooting for you!

I'm sure Zealand and her sheep are doing alright, buddy. We'll go home and you'll see for yourself!

[withgoldensoil]

I was gonna say you should go on England's team coz you're probably crap but okay, mate! Cheers!

I should worry more about 'er sheep than her. What've we figured out about heading back so far?

[omnomfuckyeah]

I'd be awesome at it! I just don't want to play some game of his!

We've figured out that it's practically impossible unless you sit around doing nothing! All of use who've tried just get punished and stay longer.

[withgoldensoil]

It's mine too! He invented it, but I beat 'im at it so it's mine too! [In some world, in some universe, this makes sense.]

Doing nothing for how long? What's the punishment like?