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[withkerth]

if there's one person i'd get a cellphone for in order to keep our current contact, it's him...so consider me a cellphone-answering-text-messaging asshole from now on. this is brutal in more ways than one.
in other news i have decided that i don't like cats, and I also hate apples.

Comments

[pwastika]

apples are fucking gross......I can eat them at all, my terror at my own gums ripping is too much and the way the make your teeth feel like wood is awful. And besides, they are like the fruit equivalent of complaning about mondays.

[withkerth]

dude! honestly! apples are brutal. but i always eat them!

[pwastika]

lying in bed last night it dawned on me that the worst thing in the world is candy apples.....add sugar coating and a wooden stick and I'm totally fucking vomiting

[mattdoesntcare]

cats make me sneeze alot

[withkerth]

YOU make me sneeze alot. i can't wait for our awesome Nashville threesome!

[jennipurrrrrrrr]

WHAT? You do like cats, you loser.

Man, you must be in love to be saying all that cell phone stuff. I'm calling you right now, asshole.

[withkerth]

I'm NOT IN LOVE! JESUS. but i like my friends alot. especially one. not in the sex way. jenn. not everything revolves around SEX but i guess you and your silicone titties wouldn't realize that. xoxo. (oh,and ps - i've been taking all those vitamins that you left at my place and i've been feeling way better lately! thanks!)(just kidding - i totally forgot they were in my fridge again. fuck. mailbox, tomorrow. express!)

[jennipurrrrrrrr]

Hahaha I figured you forgot. Such an asshole. You should throw out the bag they are in, it stinks like this sick oil I have to take (it's in my fridge).

Twyla, everything revolves around sex. It's not the only thing to do, but it's one of the best things. And if I don't get it for seven days straight, I start to feel depressed. It's been 3 days. Look out, world.

Silicone tits make you horny, I guess!

[mindonrewind]

but but but you have cats.
you have no more love for them?
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also, apples are GROSS.

[withkerth]

i'm eating cats instead of apples from now on.

[papereyes]

textmessages = my life.
seriously, twyla enter my life!

[withkerth]

oh man. you've just made the cell-phone temptation even more tempting! can you imagine. we would be able to take over the city together.

[papereyes]

you mean, we'd be able to take over the world!!! (insert evil laughter and by evil I mean giggly)