TEST MONKEY

[without_pants]

I'm going to be a test monkey for the next few days. I'm working on a tv commercial with humans dressed up like monkeys, and my job is to play the part of the principle monkey for all of the test shooting. Right now i'm off to Van Nuys to get fitted for my monkey contact lenses and then thursday they construct my prosthetic monkey head.
Hence "test

Comments

[luckydroid]

monkey contact lenses eh? hahaha

[livinwithchance]

When I first saw 'test monkey' I thought it was going to be about how you were going to be a subject of some strange medical tests - that was what you were resorting to in order to pay your rent. This sounds much healthier. I miss you man, hope things are going well.

[mean_with_a_g]

wait so you're not actually the monkey in the commericial? you're the test monkey??
so that makes you the monkey of the monkey?