You've got mail. And legs I want to lick.

[withoutfire]

We got a new postman. The other guy was serving our street for six years, he recently retired. We got him a card and everything. Just now I was brushing my hair on my bed gazing out of the window (pondering life, as I am wont to do) I look down and see a smokin' hot man walking up the drive. 'I knew it was a matter of patience!', I thought,

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[pmeister]

Be sure to give him your forwarding address just in case the post office screws up - phone numbe in case too.

Assume you are now strategically posting yourself a letter every day plus one just too big for your letter box . "Sorry, did not hear you from the shower" answering the door just as he turns to leave!

[withoutfire]

Holy smokes you're a genius! I immediately feel extra grateful that we are lj friends! You'll get the first pick of where to sit at my wedding to the postie. We may even mention you in the speeches!

Equal opportunity posties

[pmeister]

Always welcome, once your part of the postal service, maybe you can lobby for more female posties although might be late for work waiting in every morning - thank god for Saturday special deliveries - especial if they go 'private' ;) - least then I will have a plus 1 to keep numbers even.

[anatomies]

Lucky you, all the post people I've seen have been middle aged women ..

[carorules]

haha so nice! Fun times ahead ;)

[robvansam]

Awww, that's a nice story to read. Would love to read more entertaining post man day dreams!

[tigerweave]

He sounds like a nice postman... *bats lashes*

Hey maybe better than mine. Mine is pretty cute-looking, that's for sure, but when I met him for the first time, the other week, the first thing he did was start apologising about all the mail he puts in the wrong letterboxes.

Talk about a guilty conscience! Except it's bloody true. Mum and I are sick of writing "Delivered to wrong address!!!" on half our mail and putting it back in the postbox.

(Of course, being Darwin, his legs are always on display :-P)