I had not thought of that at all. How inconsiderate of me. Of course I should be thinking to soothe your troubled past, not judge you for your scars. All of my attention henceforth shall be dedicated to the smoothing over of your traumas. I shall be ever by your side. We shall henceforth be as brothers in healing.
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In which case, he can have my cola.
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Especially considering the bottled beverage in question boasts its radioactive content in the brand name itself.
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Ever.
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I kind of miss having cola from home.
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Cola, booze.
Nope, I think I'll stick with this - what is this called again? Bourbon, yes, this is a lot more enjoyable.
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But of course, you wouldn't want to accept a humble, ill-educated sailor's hooch, fine intellectual gentleman such as yourself.
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