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[withoutturn]

（　see knowlton. see knowlton wearing a fake beard and a christmas hat. see knowlton look about as unamused as a new zealander hollislander can possibly be.

he's in a white room, that's about all that can be seen, and is looking off camera.　）

-not bloody doin' this, I don't care if it'll make me look good, who wants- （　…oh. it's on. hello discedo

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[Video]

[twinned_clone]

[Do you see this face Knowlton? Do you see it?]

[Video]

[withoutturn]

What's with that face.

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[twinned_clone]

You're really giving everyone presents?

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[withoutturn]

（　more whispering off screen.

with the a smile so fake it looks like a grimace, knowlton replies:　） Not me, Santa.

[prodigal_axe]

[This one, on the other hand, isn't as amused.]

By the bar, huh?

[withoutturn]

May as well drink while I work.

[prodigal_axe]

Yeah, thanks for the heads up.

[Deadpan sarcasm here.]

...It's fine, I guess.

[withoutturn]

So glad to have your approval, mate. （　two can play the deadpan sarcasm game.　）

[withoutturn]

We can't exactly read minds, so lists are useful.

[withoutturn]

What kind of a question is that?

[loyal_cube]

You'll be receiving a lot of letters, I bet.

[He is smiling, glad to hear about this, but not without a little caution, as always.]

I don't believe there is much I can wish for, aside from things for others.

[withoutturn]

How nice. I don't really care who it's for, or if you do it or not.

[loyal_cube]

You shouldn't be grouchy. You wont get any presents if you're rude.

Oh, does this mean that if I leave cookies out that Santa will deliver them to you and Miss Q?

[withoutturn]

I'm Jewish. （　he's lying. again.　）

[withoutturn]

Not up to me.

[withoutturn]

Mate, I'm not even allowed in the room with the machines alone, even if I wanted to bring people here.