Gnomeo had never woken up inside a house before! This was incredibly exciting, even if he was a little perplexed that he couldn't remember exactly how he'd gotten here
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"Okay, er, Gnomeo..." Yurika was mentally cursing out all her ancestors about now. "Here's the deal. My Romeo also knew a girl named Juliet, and her parents weren't thrilled about it because her last name was Capulet and his wasn't. So, sometimes weird things happen here, and I bet he's with YOUR Juliet and you're stuck here with me. But it's probably only for the weekend."
...which was probably the easier explanation than 'You're normally a very tall, handsome, human-man whom I had Relations with last night, and Fandom is just Fucking With Us.'
Gnomeo listened carefully before answering. "I'll stay with you," he promised, straightening his hat. "But you should know, that is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Even if you're right, what's a human going to do stuck in a garden all day?"
"Knowing him? Writing poetry and wishing for his cigarettes," Yurika replied dryly. Possibly being emo over his dead wife, but the poor little gnome didn't need to know that. "Crazy happens around here a lot."
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...which was probably the easier explanation than 'You're normally a very tall, handsome, human-man whom I had Relations with last night, and Fandom is just Fucking With Us.'
"IF I put you down, are you going to bolt?"
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"I guess you have to fill time somehow," he observed. "What with being too big to race lawnmowers."
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