right now I am very tempted to call up danielle and say, "Can I please come work starting next week?" I'd probably regret it sometime or another but right now being home sucks. It's depressing.

I like looking at online dating sites for people with herpes.

I also like listening to harry potter while playing pokemon.

and making lists of peoples good and bad qualities. mostly bad.

My mother smoked while pregnant with me. I just learned this fact today.

Patience is the best virtue.

Um, yes? no? maybe?

. . .

yes.

maybe.

no. yes.

I cannot decide.

I make life an awkward experience. (!!!)

Walked in the door today to find my father standing in the kitchen eating a giant bowl of spaghetti and an english muffin with jam on it. Then talked to my mom she was being weird, got a very brief whiff of something that smelled very much like marijuana. Still trying to convince myself it was just weird toaster smell. Though, it would explain a ( Read more... )

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?

And a bad reputation
isn't the end of the world,
as long as you're having
fun.

I think I'm allergic to my house.

and I fell asleep at 8pm last night, it was nice.

. . . that's all

There once was a girl who was sewing up a hole in her pants, she was a very bad sewer, so she had a hard time sewing up the hole. When she was almost done, her mother walked into her room and said, “go to bed” and turned off her light. The girl had to finish sewing up the hole by the light of her cell phone, because of the poor lighting, she did ( Read more... )

back. finally. relief, almost.