Comments | wits_gulag: Where's my bullhorn?

wits_gulag

Where's my bullhorn?

May 10, 2006 13:47

I returneth, may my holy ball sweat bless you with its salty goodness.

( The torrential downpour of bitching, and the price of a smoke and six chicken wings )

Comments 4

witchymystral May 10 2006, 21:49:19 UTC

See through Panted Pink Wombat Squirrel: The HOTTEST commodity at FPG!

ursula_aveline May 11 2006, 00:38:11 UTC

OMIGOD you actually posted! You are one Cool Dude!

Wit's Gulag. His name is a killing word. wits_gulag May 12 2006, 19:30:59 UTC

Well I am glad you enjoyed my briefing. I do like to get to the skinny of it. Nothing wrong with non-threatening. I am small and non-threatening. Its one of the reasons I can talk to random people and back out again alive. Had the means to bring us up there? Mmmm....So you'd be our sugar mama? Pamper us, make us little sweaters, keeping us in a little cage in the foyer? *chuckles* I might find that amusing. We all miss ya babe. Maybe I'll see you at some point. I have to head up that way at some point for a wedding. If I am lucky it'll be somewhere near you.

Hugs and traditional gesture of the streets to you all. Give J my love Weegoddess.
-His ballsweatiness,
PinkWombatSquirrel

All Hail The Herald Fitzgerald, and his Mighty Mighty Ballsweat! jayorin May 15 2006, 17:02:20 UTC

He forgets the most magical part of said ballsweat: it acts as a marsh shark repellant! I have done research and found out that wiry pink wombat squirels are actually a delecacy amongst the marsh shark community, but that ballsweat is actually a deterant.* Go figure.

Greetings, from the girl in Miss Brown's bathingsuit, who has had her booty plundered quite a few times.

*This star indicates that the phrase before it is complete and utter bullshite, as I am the Grand High Empress of Bullshit! Bow before the mightness of the BS!