Your moment of Chuck

[wits_gulag]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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For your adoration I give you only the best

[wits_gulag]

As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to baby boys, who would grow up to become the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in Professional Football history.

Re: For your adoration I give you only the best

[wits_gulag]

We'll see. One of my base choices is Lackheath RAF in England.

[shelleypro]

I had to pass this around to our martial art co-workers.