POST-EPIC HTML FAILUREwittywitwickyFebruary 3 2008, 05:22:14 UTC
AS SAM
Sam thinks Mikaela is the coolest girl ever, possibly, and is still kinda convinced that she is too cool to date him, now that they're back to a mostly normal kind of existence. He's not too paranoid about that, though. Just a little bit. Mostly, he thinks you're hot and awesome and way tougher than him, and the best girlfriend ever.
Sam thinks Blackout is scary as hell and would freak the hell out if he had to meet him face to face, but so long as he's on the Internet and away, Sam is free to mock and snark him--especially since that's really the only thing he can do to him. Sam means almost every mean thing he says to you just as meanly and nastily as it probably sounds--even if he denies it--and he'll never, ever like you -- but you're the only Decepticon he's gotten to think about as a PERSON, with a personality and all, so when stuff happens, like being bugged by the gods and stuff, he can't help but feel a little bad
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Sam only knows Freyja, right? Pretty much what I said before: scary scary lady, made him fear all the gods! That one conversation he had with you is totally enough for him for the rest of his life.
AS DANTE
Dante doesn't like Freyja even a little bit, and rather regrets sleeping with her, though he'd probably deny that! Because he makes no mistakes and can handle anything. The threats on Lady seriously worried the hell out of him, and he'll probably never trust you ever.
Dante thinks Tifa is hot, and smart, and a friend. He'll help her out if she needs it! Has no idea why a chick like her is with a guy like ShinRa. SERIOUSLY.
As for Lady... Dante thinks you're pretty fantastic and would go really, really far to make sure you stay alive and unharmed, and he absolutely does not care if this makes you angry. When it comes to keeping you happy and not angry, though, he has no CLUE. He thinks you're crazy and possibly unreasonable and you have waaaay more power to guilt him than he's really comfortable with. Also, you're starting to reveal some ISSUES that kind of concern him.
He's pretty sure you guys will never have sex. ^__^
Dante thinks Larxene is amusing, but completely fucking untrustworth, not that he really minds that all that much. He thinks your catfights with Lady are hilarious. He likes you, pretty much! But he meant it when he was threatening you, earlier~.
Sam pretty much adores Bumblebee and has loads of respect for him--you're like, the coolest ever, as far as he's concerned. He'd like you to think he's tougher than he actually is. He was very worried about your self-sacrificing tendencies, but since it's been a while since they've come up--and you dealt with Blackout and came back totally okay!--he figures that he probably exaggerated that in his head. I kind of doubt that he did, but...
I have no idea how he manages to think you are the BEST and INVINCIBLE but at the same time, FALLIBLE and KILLABLE--but he manages to do it! He is CONTRADICTORY.
Also, they need to hang out more and discuss NOT DEPRESSING STUFF, 'cause that's fun.
FOR MIGUEL
Miguel always liked Chel, but he was obviously a bit resentful of her, what with that whole Tulio thing! But he's over that, now, and he even trusts you! More than he should, possibly, 'cause you're a crafty, crafty lady. Despite that, he's pretty aware that he's no match for your smarts and womanly wiles--he's okay with that!
Optimus Prime thinks you are a LOYAL, BRAVE soldier, like he said in the movie, but he also feels kind of bad for you, slightly more than the other Autobots under his command. There's the fact that you're young and your whole life is basically death and destruction--there's also the fact that if Prime ordered you to your death, you'd totally do it! And that could happen. Prime would still totally do it, but the thought is depressing.
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Sam thinks Mikaela is the coolest girl ever, possibly, and is still kinda convinced that she is too cool to date him, now that they're back to a mostly normal kind of existence. He's not too paranoid about that, though. Just a little bit. Mostly, he thinks you're hot and awesome and way tougher than him, and the best girlfriend ever.
Sam thinks Blackout is scary as hell and would freak the hell out if he had to meet him face to face, but so long as he's on the Internet and away, Sam is free to mock and snark him--especially since that's really the only thing he can do to him. Sam means almost every mean thing he says to you just as meanly and nastily as it probably sounds--even if he denies it--and he'll never, ever like you -- but you're the only Decepticon he's gotten to think about as a PERSON, with a personality and all, so when stuff happens, like being bugged by the gods and stuff, he can't help but feel a little bad ( ... )
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Sam only knows Freyja, right? Pretty much what I said before: scary scary lady, made him fear all the gods! That one conversation he had with you is totally enough for him for the rest of his life.
AS DANTE
Dante doesn't like Freyja even a little bit, and rather regrets sleeping with her, though he'd probably deny that! Because he makes no mistakes and can handle anything. The threats on Lady seriously worried the hell out of him, and he'll probably never trust you ever.
Dante thinks Tifa is hot, and smart, and a friend. He'll help her out if she needs it! Has no idea why a chick like her is with a guy like ShinRa. SERIOUSLY.
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He's pretty sure you guys will never have sex. ^__^
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Also; you seem very cheerful that this comment seems mean.
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Sam pretty much adores Bumblebee and has loads of respect for him--you're like, the coolest ever, as far as he's concerned. He'd like you to think he's tougher than he actually is. He was very worried about your self-sacrificing tendencies, but since it's been a while since they've come up--and you dealt with Blackout and came back totally okay!--he figures that he probably exaggerated that in his head. I kind of doubt that he did, but...
I have no idea how he manages to think you are the BEST and INVINCIBLE but at the same time, FALLIBLE and KILLABLE--but he manages to do it! He is CONTRADICTORY.
Also, they need to hang out more and discuss NOT DEPRESSING STUFF, 'cause that's fun.
FOR MIGUEL
Miguel always liked Chel, but he was obviously a bit resentful of her, what with that whole Tulio thing! But he's over that, now, and he even trusts you! More than he should, possibly, 'cause you're a crafty, crafty lady. Despite that, he's pretty aware that he's no match for your smarts and womanly wiles--he's okay with that!
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Optimus Prime thinks you are a LOYAL, BRAVE soldier, like he said in the movie, but he also feels kind of bad for you, slightly more than the other Autobots under his command. There's the fact that you're young and your whole life is basically death and destruction--there's also the fact that if Prime ordered you to your death, you'd totally do it! And that could happen. Prime would still totally do it, but the thought is depressing.
AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT, YOU DELINQUENTS
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