If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand...

[wixmasterd]

Since fleeing my cohabitational living arrangements and winding up back at my parents' house to avoid paying double rent,  I once again have access to a decent soundboard.  So I've decided to put down some of the songs that have been building up and bothering me.  And I intend to do a good job this time, particularly because I FINALLY found out how

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[richghettogyrl]

Your description of the instruction manual made me LOL. :) I guess if you're not going to write instruction manuals to actually instruct you to do something, you may as well write them to be as amusing as possible.

Tigers are now over 500! And Mags is on the DL. Crap. What's with these Oblique strains? Seriously. Does the regular person even have one? Cause I'm pretty certain I've never come close to straining mine.

[wixmasterd]

True, but I'm guessing you or I don't pivot at the waist as frequently or with the same kind of force as these guys do. Batting, particularly a check-swing; throwing; crashing into the wall for a near homer, as I think that was what first flared up Mags' boo-boo...Couple them with how hard it is to stretch a set of muscles like that and the increasing age of some of the players and you've got a recipe for disaster.

And that manual...Sheesh. It was supposed to be some kind of analogy for how the FX bus distributes power to various channels, like a water tank supplying a house. Startling poetic for a set of instructions, but I just wanted to know what I had to PRESS.