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Well this journal thing seems to be really taking off. Which is good, because there's bugger all else to do around here.
Seems like half the ruddy school is going to Diagon Alley on Thursday. It should be fun!
Zacharias says: Hi again.
Ron says: Hi
Zacharias says: How are you? Still the same?
Ron says: Yes. Same.
Ron says: Gah! My mother keeps reading my journal!
Zacharias says: Does she? I'm rather amused by the thought of that. My parents don't have them, and even if they did I'd try and find a way to stop them reading it.
Ron says: Ernie said there are some charms you can use, but it seems like alot of trouble to bother about. I might just get hermione to do mine for me.
Zacharias says: Sounds like a good plan. What are you writing about then that you don't want your mother to see?
Ron says: Well, nothing yet, it's just the thought of it.
Zacharias says: What are you *planning* to write about? Weasley, I never knew you'd be so interesting.
Ron says: Yeah, I'm heaps interesting.
Ron says: I dont know what I'm planning to write, but say, well like for example, say I was planning to... I dunno, sneak off and get drunk or something, it's not something you want your mother reading about , is it
Zacharias says: Fair enough. It'd be my dad I'd be worried about finding out though, he's worse than my mum.
Ron says: Your parents are both wizards?
Zacharias says: Yep.
Ron says: My dads pretty cool, I dont think he'd care what I did, but my mums pretty tetchy about things. especially since the attack and all
Zacharias says: I agree, both of my parents have tightened up since then, and I wasn't even there.
Ron says: I suppose it must be scary for them.
Ron says: Hey - are you going to diagon alley on thursday?
Zacharias says: Yes, I'm meeting Hannah and a whole bunch of people (I don't know who though) in the Cauldron. Why, are you going to show up?
Ron says: Yeah, it seems like half the ruddy school is going to be there!
Ron says: Even Bullstrode is going
Zacharias says: Bullstrode? I don't think I've spoken to her much. Like her, do you?
Ron says: Not so much. She beat up Hermione in second year. She keeps talking to me through this journal thing though.
Ron says: I dont know whats up with that though
Zacharias says: Maybe she's had a secret admiration for you ever since beating up what she considers to be your bit on the side?
Ron says: My bit on the side?
Ron says: secret admiration?
Ron says: are you on drugs, smith?
Zacharias says: No
Ron says: Hermione isn't my bit on the side.
Zacharias says: Would you prefer it if I was?
Ron says: With you saying stuff like that, maybe I would!!!
Zacharias says: That's why I said "what she *considers to be* your bit on the side"
Ron says: oh god. so the whole school thinks Im shagging hermione then?
Zacharias says: I don't
Ron says: good
Zacharias says: I do now that you suggested it though
Ron says: Well im not
Zacharias says: Joking
Ron says: that's okay then
Zacharias says: Do you want to be?
Ron says: She's my best friend!!!
Ron says: You may as well ask if I want to shag Harry!
Zacharias says: Do you?
Zacharias says: I bet you do
Ron says: Shut up, Smith
Zacharias says: You told me to ask!
Ron says: No I didn't!
Ron says: Well, I did, sort of, but I didnt think you would.
Zacharias says: You should know me better
Ron says: Yeah, I should.
Zacharias says: You didn't answer the question anyway
Ron says: No, I am not shagging Hermione. Or Harry. Or anyone!
Zacharias says: Shame for you.
Zacharias says: I am.
Zacharias says: (Neither of them, though.)
Ron says: Really? Who?
Zacharias says: Wouldn't you like to know, Weasley?
Ron says: You're lying
Zacharias says: Prove it.
Zacharias says: See? You can't
Ron says: How would I prove it Smith?
Ron says: I don't care anyway, i'ts probably just some slytherin
Zacharias says: Exactly, you can't
Zacharias says: You really think? They hate me
Zacharias says: (Most people do, apparently)
Ron says: They do? I didn't think they would, seeing as how you're kind of... well snarky and stuff.
Zacharias says: 'Snarky and stuff'? What's wrong with that? I find it endearing, but then of course I would, it's me.
Ron says: Well, I don't mind you that much now Smith, but when I first met you, I thought you were a bit of a prat, to be honest.
Zacharias says: I give off that impression, and I can admit I thought the same of you, and your brothers.
Ron says: My brothers are prats
Zacharias says: They aren't so bad now, but they were awful then, although I still admire that little leaving ceremony they held for themselves.
Ron says: Yeah, that was bloody brilliant, wasn't it!
Zacharias says: It was the best thing that's ever happened in school, in my opinion. Apart from Umbridge leaving at the end of the year. That was good, too.
Ron says: Yeah, that was good too.
Zacharias says: What've you got planned for the rest of the day, then, Ron?
Ron says: Not much, I thought I might bum around this journal for a bit, then play dinner. THere's really not much to do
Zacharias says: Same here. At least you have people to keep you company, eh? I can't even sleep, so I have twice the boredom.
Ron says: It sucks when you can't sleep.
Ron says: But sometimes company isn't such a great thing, you know
Zacharias says: I'd rather have it than be lonely. Which is why I'm looking so damn forward to Diagon Alley on Thursday. Get out of this bloody boring house.
Ron says: Where do you live?
Zacharias says: Quite near the south coast, so getting to London shouldn't be too much of a problem. What about you?
Ron says: Ottery St Catchpole
Zacharias says: Never heard of it. Nice house?
Ron says: I like it. Its comfortable.
Ron says: There's a bloody ghoul in the attic above my room though. stupid thing
Zacharias says: Sounds pretty interesting! Nothing worth talking about living in my house. Except me, obviously, and our two cats.
Zacharias says: My brother isn't too bad, but he's, er, gone missing.
Ron says: Missing?
Zacharias says: Missing as in, I have no idea where he's gone. It's a little bit unnerving. But, I haven't told anyone yet, so keep it to yourself?
Ron says: Right, okay. Don't you think you should let someone know though? I mean, it could be serious.
Zacharias says: Well, not really.
Zacharias says: I don't think it is.
Zacharias says: My parents probably know where he's gone.
Zacharias says: I think he's on holiday, but he just didn't tell me where he was going. Idiot.
Ron says: hehehehe idiot
Zacharias says: I hope you aren't making fun of my brother, Weasley.
Ron says: No, I was calling you an idiot, Smith.
Zacharias says: Then it's just as appreciated as it would have been if you'd been referring to my brother.
Ron says: No problem, smith
Zacharias says: I might have serious trust issues after you calling me that, Weasley, could you not be slightly more compassionate?
Ron says: Oh, relax, Smith.
Zacharias says: Do you even know my first name?
Ron says: Yeah, Zacharias Smith. Why?
Zacharias says: Well, you don't use it much.
Ron says: Well, the smith part isn't your first name.
Ron says: I didn't know you wanted me to, sorry.
Zacharias says: Obviously.
Ron says: You can call me Ron then
Zacharias says: Alright, Ron.
Ron says: Okay, Zacharias
Zacharias says: So, *Ron*, are you talking to anyone else at the moment?
Ron says: I was talking to Millicent Bullstrode, but right now I'm just trying to keep up with this journal thing.
Ron says: How about you?
Zacharias says: Nah, just you. Feel priviledged.
Ron says: I do.
Zacharias says: Sure you do, Ron
Ron says: No, really
Zacharias says: Well, I'm glad, in that case.
Ron says: So, Zacharias, back to this shagging thing...
Ron says: Is it someone from hogwarts?
Zacharias says: Like I said Weasley, it's not really for you to know. Why are you so interested, eh?
Ron says: Er, just making conversation.
Zacharias says: Oh.
Zacharias says: Just making conversation... Well, that's fair enough. Interesting topic of discussion though, Ron.
Ron says: Well, that's why I brought it up.
Ron says: again
Zacharias says: Ever shagged anyone, Ronald?
Ron says: That's kind of a personal question, don't you think?
Zacharias says: Just making interesting conversation.
Ron says: So, what quidditch team do you go for?
Zacharias says: Chudley Cannons, but I'm not too bothered about following it. Playing is what floats my boat.
Ron says: Really? You're a cannons fan???
Ron says: I agree, playing is the best
Zacharias says: Yeah, the Cannons are good. I'd play for them if their colours didn't clash so horribly with my hair.
Zacharias says: God, I sound like Malfoy.
Zacharias says: Or worse, Parkinson.
Ron says: Yeah, you do.
Ron says: hehehe
Ron says: So, you think you're good enough to play pro?
Ron says: Blonde and orange doesn't clash so bad. Not like red and orange
Zacharias says: I suppose.
Zacharias says: Good enough? No, not really. This is if I was good enough. No, I expect I'll end up working for the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, like my dad.
Ron says: You should try out though. I mean, you made captain, so you can't be too bad
Zacharias says: I've never really thought about going professional, to be honest. What about you? You're a pretty damn good Keeper now.
Ron says: You think so? Gee, thanks Zacharias.
Ron says: Hey, can I call you Zach? Zacharias is really long to write
Zacharias says: Well, since you asked so nicely... No, you can keep saying it the long way.
Zacharias says: Only joking, you can call me Zach if you want.
Zacharias says: But than means I get to call you... What name would you really hate me to call you?
Ron says: Hey - that doesn't sound fair!
Ron says: Just call me Ron. Ron is fine.
Zacharias says: Ronaldina?
Ron says: No!
Zacharias says: Ronnie?
Ron says: Just Ron is fine. Really
Zacharias says: I want a pet name for you though.
Ron says: Pet name? Right. How about...
Ron says: Super Ron?
Zacharias says: Egotistical maniac.
Zacharias says: I mean, that's a bit long to say.
Ron says: Its still shorter than zacharias
Zacharias says: Well, not if you count the space in between.
Ron says: Do you count it?
Ron says: Do you really?
Zacharias says: Of course I do, I'm difficult like that.
Ron says: Right. well call me...
Zacharias says: Never mind, I name you... Ron!
Zacharias says: How original.
Ron says: hehehe
Ron says: Ronaldo would be cool
Zacharias says: Isn't that the name of a famous Muggle sportsperson?
Ron says: Super Ronaldo would be cooler.
Zacharias says: I've heard of it before
Ron says: I don't know, I dont know much about muggles really
Zacharias says: But Super Ronaldo is probably the most inconvenient name to write out in the whole world.
Zacharias says: Except Hermione#
Zacharias says: And... I can't think of any others
Zacharias says: Ronaldo does have a nice ring to it, though.
Ron says: It does. Hermione is very annoying to write.
Ron says: It suits her though
Zacharias says: Well, of course it does, once you get to know someone you don't think any other name would suit them. Except I think I would make a wonderful Adonis.
Ron says: Adonis?
Ron says: Right.
Zacharias says: Evidently you don't agree.
Zacharias says: I'm quite fond of Zacharias, really.
Ron says: Zacharias is a good name, even though it's annoyingly long. I like Ron. Ron is a good name.
Zacharias says: I'm flattered you think my name is good, but I'd probably hurt you if you said anything otherwise. Ron *is* a good name.
Ron says: Right.
Ron says: So you think you could take me then, do you?
Zacharias says: I think? Ronaldo, I know I could.
Ron says: I'd like to see you try
Zacharias says: Maybe I'll just have to when we see each other next.
Ron says: Thursday, then?
Zacharias says: It's a... date, so to speak.
Ron says: Prepare to get your arse kicked then, Zach
Zacharias says: In your dreams, Ronnie.
Ron says: In YOURS, Zachy. Every night
Zacharias says: ? Now I'm wondering what you are talking about, Weasley.
Ron says: You wish
Zacharias says: Maybe I do?
Ron says: Right.
Ron says: Maybe you do, hey?
Zacharias says: Once again, wouldn't you love to know...
Ron says: Would I?
Zacharias says: I don't know. Would you?
Ron says: yeah
Zacharias says: We're being a bit ambiguous, aren't we?
Ron says: Not really. I dont want to know about your pervy fantasies
Zacharias says: I know you don't. You'd probably faint from shock, Ron.
Ron says: I think you're just talking big, Smith
Zacharias says: Again, that's my business and not yours. Thursday it is, then, to go back on a normal track of conversation.
Ron says: You sound like you want to get rid of me, Smith
Zacharias says: Not particularly, you're quite entertaining, I hate to admit.
Ron says: Thanks. I think.
Zacharias says: You think correctly.
Ron says: Well, good then. Same to you.
Ron says: so, this... person... you're shagging, they're coming to Diagon Alley?
Zacharias says: I'm not sure. You are *really* interested to know, aren't you?
Ron says: Just being friendly
Zacharias says: If friendly is what you like to call it. Looking forward to being beaten up? Well, I won't go that far, I'll... Just pin you against a wall to prove my strength.
Ron says: You can sure as hell try!
Zacharias says: I certainly will, Ron.
Ron says: I can't believe you think you can take me. I am like, twice your size!
Zacharias says: You are not! You were a little bit taller than me last time we saw each other. And since then I've grown.
Ron says: Still, I bet you fight like a girl
Zacharias says: No, Ron, you *wish* I fight like a girl. But, I really don't,
Ron says: Heh, I think there is only one way to decide this.
Zacharias says: Which is what?
Ron says: Thursday, Smith, Thursday. your arse is mine!
Zacharias says: Hmm.
Zacharias says: So after I've won, where are you going?
Ron says: After IVE won, I'll go visit you in St Mungos and see how you're doing
Zacharias says: Cheeky.
Ron says: Anyway, if you DID happen to win, my sister would so kick your arse
Zacharias says: Protective, is she?
Ron says: Just a little
Zacharias says: Bless her.
Zacharias says: She wouldn't stand a chance against me, just like you won't.
Ron says: You didnt see Malfoy after she cast the bat bogeys on him
Zacharias says: I'd have liked to.
Ron says: Hey, this fight, right, where I prove I am so much manlier than you, no wands, right
Ron says: yeah! It was bloody hilarious!
Zacharias says: But of course, it's hands-only
Zacharias says: And you may be manlier, but you are not stronger.
Ron says: Hehehe, Im not really very manly. But dont tell anyone
Zacharias says: Shame, I was looking forward to that part.
Ron says: I'll do my best then
Zacharias says: Of course. And lose.
Ron says: Oh, you are so asking for it.
Zacharias says: Of course I am!
Zacharias says: Anyway, cats are complaining, probably better go and see what they want. I'll see you on Thursday, Ron.
Ron says: Right, I can't wait
Ron says: Be prepared.
Zacharias says: Neither can I.
Zacharias says: I won't need to be, Ronnie.
Ron says: Right, Zacharina.
Zacharias says: Don't ever call me that again.
Ron says: Zacharina zacharina zacharina
Zacharias says: Right, Ron, consider yourself *dead* when I get my hands on you.
Yeah, so that's why I am going to kick Smith's arse. Should be a good time.
Love Ron.
Seems like half the ruddy school is going to Diagon Alley on Thursday. It should be fun!
Zacharias says: Hi again.
Ron says: Hi
Zacharias says: How are you? Still the same?
Ron says: Yes. Same.
Ron says: Gah! My mother keeps reading my journal!
Zacharias says: Does she? I'm rather amused by the thought of that. My parents don't have them, and even if they did I'd try and find a way to stop them reading it.
Ron says: Ernie said there are some charms you can use, but it seems like alot of trouble to bother about. I might just get hermione to do mine for me.
Zacharias says: Sounds like a good plan. What are you writing about then that you don't want your mother to see?
Ron says: Well, nothing yet, it's just the thought of it.
Zacharias says: What are you *planning* to write about? Weasley, I never knew you'd be so interesting.
Ron says: Yeah, I'm heaps interesting.
Ron says: I dont know what I'm planning to write, but say, well like for example, say I was planning to... I dunno, sneak off and get drunk or something, it's not something you want your mother reading about , is it
Zacharias says: Fair enough. It'd be my dad I'd be worried about finding out though, he's worse than my mum.
Ron says: Your parents are both wizards?
Zacharias says: Yep.
Ron says: My dads pretty cool, I dont think he'd care what I did, but my mums pretty tetchy about things. especially since the attack and all
Zacharias says: I agree, both of my parents have tightened up since then, and I wasn't even there.
Ron says: I suppose it must be scary for them.
Ron says: Hey - are you going to diagon alley on thursday?
Zacharias says: Yes, I'm meeting Hannah and a whole bunch of people (I don't know who though) in the Cauldron. Why, are you going to show up?
Ron says: Yeah, it seems like half the ruddy school is going to be there!
Ron says: Even Bullstrode is going
Zacharias says: Bullstrode? I don't think I've spoken to her much. Like her, do you?
Ron says: Not so much. She beat up Hermione in second year. She keeps talking to me through this journal thing though.
Ron says: I dont know whats up with that though
Zacharias says: Maybe she's had a secret admiration for you ever since beating up what she considers to be your bit on the side?
Ron says: My bit on the side?
Ron says: secret admiration?
Ron says: are you on drugs, smith?
Zacharias says: No
Ron says: Hermione isn't my bit on the side.
Zacharias says: Would you prefer it if I was?
Ron says: With you saying stuff like that, maybe I would!!!
Zacharias says: That's why I said "what she *considers to be* your bit on the side"
Ron says: oh god. so the whole school thinks Im shagging hermione then?
Zacharias says: I don't
Ron says: good
Zacharias says: I do now that you suggested it though
Ron says: Well im not
Zacharias says: Joking
Ron says: that's okay then
Zacharias says: Do you want to be?
Ron says: She's my best friend!!!
Ron says: You may as well ask if I want to shag Harry!
Zacharias says: Do you?
Zacharias says: I bet you do
Ron says: Shut up, Smith
Zacharias says: You told me to ask!
Ron says: No I didn't!
Ron says: Well, I did, sort of, but I didnt think you would.
Zacharias says: You should know me better
Ron says: Yeah, I should.
Zacharias says: You didn't answer the question anyway
Ron says: No, I am not shagging Hermione. Or Harry. Or anyone!
Zacharias says: Shame for you.
Zacharias says: I am.
Zacharias says: (Neither of them, though.)
Ron says: Really? Who?
Zacharias says: Wouldn't you like to know, Weasley?
Ron says: You're lying
Zacharias says: Prove it.
Zacharias says: See? You can't
Ron says: How would I prove it Smith?
Ron says: I don't care anyway, i'ts probably just some slytherin
Zacharias says: Exactly, you can't
Zacharias says: You really think? They hate me
Zacharias says: (Most people do, apparently)
Ron says: They do? I didn't think they would, seeing as how you're kind of... well snarky and stuff.
Zacharias says: 'Snarky and stuff'? What's wrong with that? I find it endearing, but then of course I would, it's me.
Ron says: Well, I don't mind you that much now Smith, but when I first met you, I thought you were a bit of a prat, to be honest.
Zacharias says: I give off that impression, and I can admit I thought the same of you, and your brothers.
Ron says: My brothers are prats
Zacharias says: They aren't so bad now, but they were awful then, although I still admire that little leaving ceremony they held for themselves.
Ron says: Yeah, that was bloody brilliant, wasn't it!
Zacharias says: It was the best thing that's ever happened in school, in my opinion. Apart from Umbridge leaving at the end of the year. That was good, too.
Ron says: Yeah, that was good too.
Zacharias says: What've you got planned for the rest of the day, then, Ron?
Ron says: Not much, I thought I might bum around this journal for a bit, then play dinner. THere's really not much to do
Zacharias says: Same here. At least you have people to keep you company, eh? I can't even sleep, so I have twice the boredom.
Ron says: It sucks when you can't sleep.
Ron says: But sometimes company isn't such a great thing, you know
Zacharias says: I'd rather have it than be lonely. Which is why I'm looking so damn forward to Diagon Alley on Thursday. Get out of this bloody boring house.
Ron says: Where do you live?
Zacharias says: Quite near the south coast, so getting to London shouldn't be too much of a problem. What about you?
Ron says: Ottery St Catchpole
Zacharias says: Never heard of it. Nice house?
Ron says: I like it. Its comfortable.
Ron says: There's a bloody ghoul in the attic above my room though. stupid thing
Zacharias says: Sounds pretty interesting! Nothing worth talking about living in my house. Except me, obviously, and our two cats.
Zacharias says: My brother isn't too bad, but he's, er, gone missing.
Ron says: Missing?
Zacharias says: Missing as in, I have no idea where he's gone. It's a little bit unnerving. But, I haven't told anyone yet, so keep it to yourself?
Ron says: Right, okay. Don't you think you should let someone know though? I mean, it could be serious.
Zacharias says: Well, not really.
Zacharias says: I don't think it is.
Zacharias says: My parents probably know where he's gone.
Zacharias says: I think he's on holiday, but he just didn't tell me where he was going. Idiot.
Ron says: hehehehe idiot
Zacharias says: I hope you aren't making fun of my brother, Weasley.
Ron says: No, I was calling you an idiot, Smith.
Zacharias says: Then it's just as appreciated as it would have been if you'd been referring to my brother.
Ron says: No problem, smith
Zacharias says: I might have serious trust issues after you calling me that, Weasley, could you not be slightly more compassionate?
Ron says: Oh, relax, Smith.
Zacharias says: Do you even know my first name?
Ron says: Yeah, Zacharias Smith. Why?
Zacharias says: Well, you don't use it much.
Ron says: Well, the smith part isn't your first name.
Ron says: I didn't know you wanted me to, sorry.
Zacharias says: Obviously.
Ron says: You can call me Ron then
Zacharias says: Alright, Ron.
Ron says: Okay, Zacharias
Zacharias says: So, *Ron*, are you talking to anyone else at the moment?
Ron says: I was talking to Millicent Bullstrode, but right now I'm just trying to keep up with this journal thing.
Ron says: How about you?
Zacharias says: Nah, just you. Feel priviledged.
Ron says: I do.
Zacharias says: Sure you do, Ron
Ron says: No, really
Zacharias says: Well, I'm glad, in that case.
Ron says: So, Zacharias, back to this shagging thing...
Ron says: Is it someone from hogwarts?
Zacharias says: Like I said Weasley, it's not really for you to know. Why are you so interested, eh?
Ron says: Er, just making conversation.
Zacharias says: Oh.
Zacharias says: Just making conversation... Well, that's fair enough. Interesting topic of discussion though, Ron.
Ron says: Well, that's why I brought it up.
Ron says: again
Zacharias says: Ever shagged anyone, Ronald?
Ron says: That's kind of a personal question, don't you think?
Zacharias says: Just making interesting conversation.
Ron says: So, what quidditch team do you go for?
Zacharias says: Chudley Cannons, but I'm not too bothered about following it. Playing is what floats my boat.
Ron says: Really? You're a cannons fan???
Ron says: I agree, playing is the best
Zacharias says: Yeah, the Cannons are good. I'd play for them if their colours didn't clash so horribly with my hair.
Zacharias says: God, I sound like Malfoy.
Zacharias says: Or worse, Parkinson.
Ron says: Yeah, you do.
Ron says: hehehe
Ron says: So, you think you're good enough to play pro?
Ron says: Blonde and orange doesn't clash so bad. Not like red and orange
Zacharias says: I suppose.
Zacharias says: Good enough? No, not really. This is if I was good enough. No, I expect I'll end up working for the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, like my dad.
Ron says: You should try out though. I mean, you made captain, so you can't be too bad
Zacharias says: I've never really thought about going professional, to be honest. What about you? You're a pretty damn good Keeper now.
Ron says: You think so? Gee, thanks Zacharias.
Ron says: Hey, can I call you Zach? Zacharias is really long to write
Zacharias says: Well, since you asked so nicely... No, you can keep saying it the long way.
Zacharias says: Only joking, you can call me Zach if you want.
Zacharias says: But than means I get to call you... What name would you really hate me to call you?
Ron says: Hey - that doesn't sound fair!
Ron says: Just call me Ron. Ron is fine.
Zacharias says: Ronaldina?
Ron says: No!
Zacharias says: Ronnie?
Ron says: Just Ron is fine. Really
Zacharias says: I want a pet name for you though.
Ron says: Pet name? Right. How about...
Ron says: Super Ron?
Zacharias says: Egotistical maniac.
Zacharias says: I mean, that's a bit long to say.
Ron says: Its still shorter than zacharias
Zacharias says: Well, not if you count the space in between.
Ron says: Do you count it?
Ron says: Do you really?
Zacharias says: Of course I do, I'm difficult like that.
Ron says: Right. well call me...
Zacharias says: Never mind, I name you... Ron!
Zacharias says: How original.
Ron says: hehehe
Ron says: Ronaldo would be cool
Zacharias says: Isn't that the name of a famous Muggle sportsperson?
Ron says: Super Ronaldo would be cooler.
Zacharias says: I've heard of it before
Ron says: I don't know, I dont know much about muggles really
Zacharias says: But Super Ronaldo is probably the most inconvenient name to write out in the whole world.
Zacharias says: Except Hermione#
Zacharias says: And... I can't think of any others
Zacharias says: Ronaldo does have a nice ring to it, though.
Ron says: It does. Hermione is very annoying to write.
Ron says: It suits her though
Zacharias says: Well, of course it does, once you get to know someone you don't think any other name would suit them. Except I think I would make a wonderful Adonis.
Ron says: Adonis?
Ron says: Right.
Zacharias says: Evidently you don't agree.
Zacharias says: I'm quite fond of Zacharias, really.
Ron says: Zacharias is a good name, even though it's annoyingly long. I like Ron. Ron is a good name.
Zacharias says: I'm flattered you think my name is good, but I'd probably hurt you if you said anything otherwise. Ron *is* a good name.
Ron says: Right.
Ron says: So you think you could take me then, do you?
Zacharias says: I think? Ronaldo, I know I could.
Ron says: I'd like to see you try
Zacharias says: Maybe I'll just have to when we see each other next.
Ron says: Thursday, then?
Zacharias says: It's a... date, so to speak.
Ron says: Prepare to get your arse kicked then, Zach
Zacharias says: In your dreams, Ronnie.
Ron says: In YOURS, Zachy. Every night
Zacharias says: ? Now I'm wondering what you are talking about, Weasley.
Ron says: You wish
Zacharias says: Maybe I do?
Ron says: Right.
Ron says: Maybe you do, hey?
Zacharias says: Once again, wouldn't you love to know...
Ron says: Would I?
Zacharias says: I don't know. Would you?
Ron says: yeah
Zacharias says: We're being a bit ambiguous, aren't we?
Ron says: Not really. I dont want to know about your pervy fantasies
Zacharias says: I know you don't. You'd probably faint from shock, Ron.
Ron says: I think you're just talking big, Smith
Zacharias says: Again, that's my business and not yours. Thursday it is, then, to go back on a normal track of conversation.
Ron says: You sound like you want to get rid of me, Smith
Zacharias says: Not particularly, you're quite entertaining, I hate to admit.
Ron says: Thanks. I think.
Zacharias says: You think correctly.
Ron says: Well, good then. Same to you.
Ron says: so, this... person... you're shagging, they're coming to Diagon Alley?
Zacharias says: I'm not sure. You are *really* interested to know, aren't you?
Ron says: Just being friendly
Zacharias says: If friendly is what you like to call it. Looking forward to being beaten up? Well, I won't go that far, I'll... Just pin you against a wall to prove my strength.
Ron says: You can sure as hell try!
Zacharias says: I certainly will, Ron.
Ron says: I can't believe you think you can take me. I am like, twice your size!
Zacharias says: You are not! You were a little bit taller than me last time we saw each other. And since then I've grown.
Ron says: Still, I bet you fight like a girl
Zacharias says: No, Ron, you *wish* I fight like a girl. But, I really don't,
Ron says: Heh, I think there is only one way to decide this.
Zacharias says: Which is what?
Ron says: Thursday, Smith, Thursday. your arse is mine!
Zacharias says: Hmm.
Zacharias says: So after I've won, where are you going?
Ron says: After IVE won, I'll go visit you in St Mungos and see how you're doing
Zacharias says: Cheeky.
Ron says: Anyway, if you DID happen to win, my sister would so kick your arse
Zacharias says: Protective, is she?
Ron says: Just a little
Zacharias says: Bless her.
Zacharias says: She wouldn't stand a chance against me, just like you won't.
Ron says: You didnt see Malfoy after she cast the bat bogeys on him
Zacharias says: I'd have liked to.
Ron says: Hey, this fight, right, where I prove I am so much manlier than you, no wands, right
Ron says: yeah! It was bloody hilarious!
Zacharias says: But of course, it's hands-only
Zacharias says: And you may be manlier, but you are not stronger.
Ron says: Hehehe, Im not really very manly. But dont tell anyone
Zacharias says: Shame, I was looking forward to that part.
Ron says: I'll do my best then
Zacharias says: Of course. And lose.
Ron says: Oh, you are so asking for it.
Zacharias says: Of course I am!
Zacharias says: Anyway, cats are complaining, probably better go and see what they want. I'll see you on Thursday, Ron.
Ron says: Right, I can't wait
Ron says: Be prepared.
Zacharias says: Neither can I.
Zacharias says: I won't need to be, Ronnie.
Ron says: Right, Zacharina.
Zacharias says: Don't ever call me that again.
Ron says: Zacharina zacharina zacharina
Zacharias says: Right, Ron, consider yourself *dead* when I get my hands on you.
Yeah, so that's why I am going to kick Smith's arse. Should be a good time.
Love Ron.