Last night, my dad called and said he'd finally be looking at my business school essays, which he had left until the last second. I told him I'd come home tomorrow at whatever time he needed me; he told me it wasn't necessary, but I should have my phone on. So, I get home today at 5pm, after paying a shiva call, and take an hour nap. My Mom is ( Read more... )

It's always fun looking at the top 10 of the year early into the year - as everything totally changes when the quality flicks are released in the summer and December. Anyhow, just in case you're not an avid follower of jerestuff.com, here are the top 10 so far ( Read more... )

It's hot here...crap ( Read more... )

If you poop on yourself just as a joke, is that self-defecating humor?

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I wish I had more programmer friends who could sympathize with what I just did - does anyone know any fellow nerds ( Read more... )

I think Joe Lieberman is flat-out wrong on that account. If video games are such a leading cause of violence, how do you explain Al Qaeda? I mean, they're stuck in freaking caves. I bet you if they had Grand Theft Auto or Soul Calibur to play, they'd have less time to anally run around killing innocent folks.

I think Mr. Field Marshall gives new meaning to "An Army of One"...I think that's the number of people in his bed.

So, this weekend was relatively good...had another one of Michelle 'n' Hattie's debauchery-filled parties, which slowly evolved into an episode of Maury Povich, saw a movie, watched the end of Sex and the City, hung out with Ori a lot. And yet ( Read more... )

So I basically got nothing done this week, and apparently 3.2 milliion New Yorkers are having their birthday parties on Saturday night, so my party might not be hoppin ( Read more... )