Recipes V-VII
Title: Recipes V - Crawford
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Crawford
Notes:maycat55555 mentioned that I hadn't given recipes for Schwarz and I am weeeeeak.
Take one baby with precognition from his destitute mother and cut away all past connections.
Place in restrictive school environment with lashings of paranoia, greed and ambition. Beat until resentment forms and add disillusionment until bitter.
Mix with team mates until camaraderie begins to develop then add one corporate boss and blend until contempt is fully developed. Add anger and resentment by degrees until atmosphere is properly poisionous.
Add a dash of superiority and an enemy team. Mix in a plot and several sneaky plans. Strain off two team-mates and leave to sit.
Blend with revenge and serve ice cold.
Title: Recipes VI - Schuldig
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Schuldig
Take one baby with telepathic abilities from loving parents and cut all past connections. (You may have to resort to killing the parents but don’t worry, it adds to the flavour.)
Place in a restrictive and repressive environment and torment until powers are ready. Add team-mates with multiple mental and emotional issues and stir until mix reaches boiling point. Blend with an abusive corporate boss and allow resentment to develop.
Add bitterness and a pinch more resentment and grate a young girl’s psyche into the mix.
Strain off violent and repressed-teenager team-mates and store in the shadows.
Serve red hot.
Title: Recipes VII - Farfello
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Farfello
Take one baby of Irish Catholic stock with an inhumanly high pain tolerance. Remove family (preferably with a lot of violence) and crush his faith in God.
Place in violent, competitive environment and encourage homicidal tendencies towards priests and figures of morality/kindness. Mix with a variety of team-mates until the mental imbalances cancel each other out.
Mix well with evil world-destroying plans and a brutal corporate boss. Knead in assassination work until ethics have completely dissipated.
Steep in evil plot until totally dissolved, then add one bizarre European witch.
Alternative serving suggestion; blend back in with former team-mates.
Serve lukewarm.
Title: Recipes VII - Nagi
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Nagi
Take one baby with unspecificied psychic powers (preferably from cheap maternity ward). Kill parents before they have a chance to sully the baby.
Place in harsh, demanding conditions until collateral damage reaches ‘awkward’ proportions. Move to new, more isolated environment until powers are ready.
Mix with team-mates (this step may take some time) until balance is reached. Add sadistic boss. Slowly build up plots and plans then add one girl-child. Boil slowly.
Remove girl and allow plots to become bitter. Strain away team-mates and allow to ferment.
Sprinkle with revenge and add one annoyingly cute ex-assassin.
Serve cold (with sugar).
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Crawford
Notes:maycat55555 mentioned that I hadn't given recipes for Schwarz and I am weeeeeak.
Take one baby with precognition from his destitute mother and cut away all past connections.
Place in restrictive school environment with lashings of paranoia, greed and ambition. Beat until resentment forms and add disillusionment until bitter.
Mix with team mates until camaraderie begins to develop then add one corporate boss and blend until contempt is fully developed. Add anger and resentment by degrees until atmosphere is properly poisionous.
Add a dash of superiority and an enemy team. Mix in a plot and several sneaky plans. Strain off two team-mates and leave to sit.
Blend with revenge and serve ice cold.
Title: Recipes VI - Schuldig
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Schuldig
Take one baby with telepathic abilities from loving parents and cut all past connections. (You may have to resort to killing the parents but don’t worry, it adds to the flavour.)
Place in a restrictive and repressive environment and torment until powers are ready. Add team-mates with multiple mental and emotional issues and stir until mix reaches boiling point. Blend with an abusive corporate boss and allow resentment to develop.
Add bitterness and a pinch more resentment and grate a young girl’s psyche into the mix.
Strain off violent and repressed-teenager team-mates and store in the shadows.
Serve red hot.
Title: Recipes VII - Farfello
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Farfello
Take one baby of Irish Catholic stock with an inhumanly high pain tolerance. Remove family (preferably with a lot of violence) and crush his faith in God.
Place in violent, competitive environment and encourage homicidal tendencies towards priests and figures of morality/kindness. Mix with a variety of team-mates until the mental imbalances cancel each other out.
Mix well with evil world-destroying plans and a brutal corporate boss. Knead in assassination work until ethics have completely dissipated.
Steep in evil plot until totally dissolved, then add one bizarre European witch.
Alternative serving suggestion; blend back in with former team-mates.
Serve lukewarm.
Title: Recipes VII - Nagi
Team: Weiss
Words: 100
Characters: Nagi
Take one baby with unspecificied psychic powers (preferably from cheap maternity ward). Kill parents before they have a chance to sully the baby.
Place in harsh, demanding conditions until collateral damage reaches ‘awkward’ proportions. Move to new, more isolated environment until powers are ready.
Mix with team-mates (this step may take some time) until balance is reached. Add sadistic boss. Slowly build up plots and plans then add one girl-child. Boil slowly.
Remove girl and allow plots to become bitter. Strain away team-mates and allow to ferment.
Sprinkle with revenge and add one annoyingly cute ex-assassin.
Serve cold (with sugar).