UV Light
Challenge: Termination of Employment
Title: UV Light
Team: Schwarz
Word Count: 100
Series: Post-Gluhen, I'd imagine.
Author's Notes: I happened to be considering putting plastic in my hair, and it also seemed to be something Schuldig would enjoy. Crawford, however, would not enjoy Schuldig enjoying this, and so the fic birthed itself like unholy spawn. And I got to kill someone! :D
Crawford was a patient man. Well, not terribly, but he hid it well. He even tolerated most of Schuldig's stupid plans, as most of them he could foresee working. Literally.
What he couldn't foresee working was the plastic tubing the German had decided to put in his own hair. It stuck out at all angles and glowed like radioactive waste.
In fact, he could see only one way to solve the problem of glow-in-the-dark hair on assassination missions. He shot the problem repeatedly until it stopped twitching and screaming “Mein gott!”
“Hasta la vista,” said Farfarello brightly.
Title: UV Light
Team: Schwarz
Word Count: 100
Series: Post-Gluhen, I'd imagine.
Author's Notes: I happened to be considering putting plastic in my hair, and it also seemed to be something Schuldig would enjoy. Crawford, however, would not enjoy Schuldig enjoying this, and so the fic birthed itself like unholy spawn. And I got to kill someone! :D
Crawford was a patient man. Well, not terribly, but he hid it well. He even tolerated most of Schuldig's stupid plans, as most of them he could foresee working. Literally.
What he couldn't foresee working was the plastic tubing the German had decided to put in his own hair. It stuck out at all angles and glowed like radioactive waste.
In fact, he could see only one way to solve the problem of glow-in-the-dark hair on assassination missions. He shot the problem repeatedly until it stopped twitching and screaming “Mein gott!”
“Hasta la vista,” said Farfarello brightly.