Merlin Frottage Fest

[wldcatsprstr_14]

It's summer vacation for me and there's a devastating lack of porn in Merlin fandom right now even though there was all the porn in the world to distract me during finals when I should have been studying! I know this fandom can turn out some ridiculously filthy and glorious porn. We just need to remember how. So, without further ado, lets do this

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Behind the Periodicals Section [Merlin/Gwain:modern!AU:R:1k] (1/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

So, after two people already filling this prompt here's my little take on it. Enjoy. ^-^

Gwaine hated the library. He'd managed to get through his first year of uni with just about eight hours spent there. Maximum. He was a hands on person, that's what he was. He'd chosen archaeology because he wanted to spend his days outdoors in all kinds of weather and dig. Find things. Explore things. Get his hands dirty. Reward himself with beer at the end of the day. A man's life. Not stay indoors, without any natural light to speak of, hidden behind books. But there were these inconvenient things called "exams". You might have heard of them. And so here he was in front of the library, crumpled lecture notes in one hand, bottle of water in the other. He took a deep breath, banged the door open, ignored the furious shushing sounds and found a place at a table behind the periodicals section. Let's do this thing

Behind the Periodicals Section (2/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

Oh, god! How had he even got here. One moment he was busy re-shelving like the good little librarian he was and the next he was pressed up against British Archaeological Reports (International Series) volumes 512 through 789 by what appeared to be the most gorgeous archaeology student in the history of ever. Not that Merlin minded. Not in the least.

"Um. Merlin?" he said in reply to what had hopefully been a question for his name. He couldn't think clearly. Which was no wonder; the only thing between him and the guy with the hair (and the beard, and the smile and not to forget the eyes) was the September issue of Current Archaeology. Clearly not much as shields go, but hopefully enough to hide Merlin's growing - you know. What was he? 15? God, damn it!

"Nice to meet you, Merlin," the guy with the hair said and leaned forward. And just when Merlin thought Oh, god! This can't be happening! He's going to kiss me! Did I go to sleep and wake up in a parallel universe where stuff like this is really happening? the guy reached up above

Behind the Periodicals Section (3/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

Libraries are not generally a good place to pick up guys. Even disregarding the fact that most readers liked to be left alone, people frequenting libraries were, in Gwaine's limited experience with these sort of places, not worth picking up anyway. Oh, but this one. This Merlin, adorably confused and blushing for reasons Gwaine hoped would be in his favour, was definitely worth trying. So Gwaine combined pick-up scenario #3 (supermarkets) with pick-up scenario #7 ("too drunk to come up with something original") and just ran with it

Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

He never wanted to wake up ever. Provided this was a dream. Which it surely was, because something like this would never happen in Merlin's life. Hot guys didn't start to grind up against him in the library. The library which was also Merlin's work place. Oh, good god! Please let nobody see him. Please, please, please! He knew he should be responsible and stop it right this moment. Maybe give Gwaine his phone number. Wait until evening. But he couldn't. He really, really couldn't. His bum was pressed against the cold metal shelf, Gwaine's erection (Oh, god!) pushed hard against Merlin's hip. How could he stop? He never wanted this to stop. If you asked Merlin, he would be completely ok if the rest of his life consisted of nothing else. So he gave in. He nuzzled the stubble under Gwaine's chin and canted his hips to get more friction. It was bliss. Gwaine was moaning into Merlin's ear like a porn star, the idiot

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[wldcatsprstr_14]

WHY DOESN'T MY LIFE INCLUDE MOMENTS LIKE THIS??? WHEN I GO TO THE LIBRARY, ALL I EVER END UP DOING IT SITTING AROUND BEING BORED. IT'S NOT FAIR!

Holy moly...I wanna run into Gwaine in the library...or anywhere actually. So not picky haha

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

WHY DOESN'T MY LIFE INCLUDE MOMENTS LIKE THIS?
IKR?!?!?! Let's all live vicariously through Merlin!. :D

I'm glad you enjoyed reading this. ^-^

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[marguerite_26]

I'm so excited to read! YAY! you finished it! :) I'm printing it because I'm on my way out the door. *twirls you*

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

:DDD Hurrah! That's the intended effect! \o/

OH MY GOD. THE JOURNALS. I READ ARTICLES IN THOSE JOURNALS.
I'm re-shelving these things every fucking day and NOT ONCE has a gorgeous man tried to grind against me! THIS IS OUTRAGOUSLY UNFAIR!!!

Also: YOUR ICON! I NEED TO STEAL IT! *steals it*

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[aprileaf]

Loved this, loved this, loved this!! Gwaine WOULD totally pick a field just so he could be outside and having adventures. And I laughed out loud at 'pick-up scenario #3 (supermarkets) with pick-up scenario #7 ("too drunk to come up with something original")'. Oh, Gwaine.

I also loved how you used both POVs--it worked really well.

I second the request for a sequel!

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

I'm glad you liked it! :D

Yep, Gwaine certainly isn't the 9 to 5 office type. ;)

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[katie_andrew]

Oh dear god, Gwaine running around on adventures, digging things up. Getting dirty.... *sigh*

I loved this. :)

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

Thank you so much! ^-^

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[marguerite_26]

Oh! that was delicious, sweetie. Thank you.

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[joan_waterhouse]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. :)

Re: Behind the Periodicals Section (4/4)

[tama_abi]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna apply to work in a library TODAY !!!