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[wlight]

Yesterday I was talking to a stripper. She said her name was Georgia and I asked "Georgia like the state?" and she told me "no honey, Georgia like the peach." True story

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[malakajoe]

I need a copy of said essay along with a copy of said book from said eljay entry from a month ago. I will send said check for the printing costs.

Overusing said is awesome. Someone a few weeks ago waaaay overused literally and it nearly made me piss myself.

[wlight]

You mean, "it literally made me piss myself."

Using 'literally' to mean 'not literally' to poke fun at the morons who don't do it on purpose is one of my favorite pastimes. True story.

[winnowill2]

There's audio out there (Laura Ingraham uses it in her Hour 3 rejoinder) of some national morning TV host (female), giving an interview in which she says "There was literally steam coming out of your ears."

Really makes me want to bang my head on the desk. Or the steering wheel, which is usually what presents itself when I hear that sound bite.

[wlight]

You mean, "it literally makes me throw up".

[erislover]

I had to look up idee fixe, something I'd not heard before. True story.†

†-It is.

[wlight]

I'm not actually precisely sure what it means. It's one of those really academic-sounding foreign catchphrases that I like to toss around that make me look really educated, and it's foolproof because nobody understands it so you can't get caught. My favorite is actually noblesse oblige because that one's actual meaning (I gather) is so amorphous that its usage is very flexible.

[democritus]

"*not a true story"

lol, that cracked me up!

[wlight]

That's the idea.

[doobieous]

I DO NOT SPEAK FRENCH!

[wlight]

But you totally could.