I'll take clumsy, tin-eared banter for $200, Alex.

[wmetoile]

So this is happening. The Outward Bound-with-cows program has headed out on their little character-building cattle drive-incidentally, there's been no explanation of if the juvenile delinquents are paying for this delightful experience, or if this is some sort of New York City taxpayer-funded extravaganza-and right now the hero and heroine are

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[missfee]

also, what cowboy would ever even think the word sensual? gross.

[wmetoile]

He has a master's degree in special education. Possibly because everyone in the book is a little special. I know. It's breathtakingly terrible.

[sunnydlita]

Oh, man. I think this is the best excerpt you've ever posted. And by "best," I mean "best," because I have a strange affinity for extended double entendres.

Yes, I said "extended."

[wmetoile]

I think this page and the extraordinarily awkward sex scene that came later made my cubicle neighbor, Brandon, think I was completely insane, because I kept making little whining noises of pain.

[sunnydlita]

Like Maggie* and her cowboy john? Zing!**

*Sorry, Maggies we know

**Sorry, Sara. It's a good thing I'm not editing these books because I think they'd be a bad influence on me.