The Gospel According to George.

Jun 25, 2008 14:31

George Carlin's Greatest Quotes ( Read more... )

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willow_dragon June 25 2008, 19:40:11 UTC
You forgot my personal favorite:

"Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk
I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore,
children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You
know what I say? Fuck the children!"

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wntrrvn June 25 2008, 19:48:48 UTC
He has another great one about colors that I can't remember. Something along the lines of:

"America is a country that the white people took over forcing out the red people so he could own the black people to help push out the brown people so they would have a place to launch their planes to bomb the yellow people. Our countries motto should be 'America - Gives us a color and we'll wipe it out."

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rodshark June 25 2008, 21:14:03 UTC
Awesome quotes! And some of my personal favorites as well.

Mind if I snag this and post it in my Carlin community carlinism?

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rodshark June 25 2008, 21:14:40 UTC
Giving you full credit of course. Or if you want you can join the community and post it yourself :)

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wntrrvn June 26 2008, 12:16:24 UTC
Go for it.

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