The cold, hard realities of life come up, and bite you in the neck; a jugular spits out the tragedy, and bitterly reminds you of that which you must come to grips with:

I suck at Guitar Hero.

But, for as much as I suck, the choad they've singing Danzig's "Mother" sucks worse.

Happy Valentine's Day, kids.

I have a valentine, this year. I'm in love. And I love it. Yet, still...

Through all this wonderment, and lavish shows of affection, appreciation, and on-going emotion, let us not forget certain truths that we may find ourselves unwittingly contributing to:

Blood Diamonds

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STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been,
both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. ( Read more... )

I've been badly beaten but, somehow, I've stumbled on ( Read more... )

The Hardest Working Man in Show Business has punched out.

He ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag

God is the Unknown.

More than mere words, this is the utmost important message that must be spread; damn your Bible; damn your teachings: God is the Unknown.

The current model, or mythos, representing God, and any form of divine ideology, has long passed it's time. Believing that God gives a damn about your abortion, or your economy, or your life for ( Read more... )

A guy walks into a doctor's office, with a duck on his head.
The doctor says "Hello, how many I help you?"
And the duck goes "Hey, Doc, can you get this guy off my ass?"

wob darden (1:47:27 AM): I hear one of the first orders of the new Democratic Congress is to raise the minimum wage.
Benjitsu (1:47:47 AM): I heard that too.
Benjitsu (1:47:56 AM): Congratulations on the raise, my friend.