OKAY. SO. you want a real christmas tree? U gotta know what ur doing, they need to be tamed, like a wild british macaw. (10 exclusive tips from me
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1- NO im not, im sure xmas trees were invented before armatures! 2- We had a fake tree for like 8 years but then it started to smell really bad. Plus a real one makes things more christmasy!
*pish posh* - I'm loving that phrase at the moment.
11. A brown tree is a dead tree (or maybe your grandmother just shat on it!)
Last Year, our christmas tree turned out to be gay, and tried to have his filthy ways with my er... granddad. We spent the next 4 hours in A&E waiting for the doctors to remove the pine needles from his arse.
WE SHALL SEE! our tree this year is lovely. Shes 30 and shes called Kathleen. Shes 7 foot, long, beatufiul needles, dark green in color, wow shes a babe. Im pretty sure i wont get arse raped by this tree.
OH! and hayley if you say Pish posh again, ill have a TRUCK load of unwanted gay pine trees sent to ur house! thats right!, lets see if ur doom posse monkeys can defeat theM! WOOOoo!
Never! MY CHRISTMAS TREE BRIGADE HAVE MULTIPLIED IN THIER THOUSANDS! it will take hell off alot of monkeys to turn my army into timber! Looks like Monkey soup for super!
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Are you sure you're not getting confused with stop-motion armatures there? ;p
"8- Make sure the tree is real."
Pish posh! A fake one can be just as good as a real one. Damn pricey real trees...thinkin' they're so great.
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1- NO im not, im sure xmas trees were invented before armatures!
2- We had a fake tree for like 8 years but then it started to smell really bad. Plus a real one makes things more christmasy!
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11. A brown tree is a dead tree (or maybe your grandmother just shat on it!)
Last Year, our christmas tree turned out to be gay, and tried to have his filthy ways with my er... granddad. We spent the next 4 hours in A&E waiting for the doctors to remove the pine needles from his arse.
Fake trees are goooooood!
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OH! and hayley if you say Pish posh again, ill have a TRUCK load of unwanted gay pine trees sent to ur house! thats right!, lets see if ur doom posse monkeys can defeat theM!
WOOOoo!
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My monkey slaves have just beaten off your liar, cheat, hussy, slag, caravan, juice carton, apple, glasses, pen
Bow down to there awesomeness!
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