Come join the Church of Blohyuk. You know you want to~
rodiy (10:55 PM):
i'm not crazy, i'm a capt
if capts were crazy what would happen to the dignity boat?
wobaozhewo (10:55 PM):
XD
lol
well
me and kai co captn the blohyuk ship
so
obvs not sane
rodiy (10:56 PM):
please
you guys don't co capt no ship
you guys RUN the chapel
you preach
and kai gets people in the church
i thought that was common knowledge
rodiy (11:02 PM):
yeap
first, she gets them with her pretty signage
like whatever that board in front of church is called
wobaozhewo (11:02 PM):
lol.
er
idk
that message board
lol
rodiy (11:03 PM):
yeah
that black one
its filled with her pretty signage for blohyuk
and people stop in cuz its pretty
and shes all welcomey and everything
so its not like people can say NO STAY AWAY
when she goes up to them and says "hi, would you like some blohyuk? : )?"
and then, dems people are listening to you preach
and they go 'hrrm, hows intruiging,' with their fingers tapping on their chins
but they're not convinced just yet
and then when the service ends, sometimes they talk to you
but kai always sends them away saying things like 'we're having another session next week if you're interested : )"
and then they're all like "okay" since kai is so nice and everything
and then BEFORE THEY KNOW IT
THEY SHIP BLOHYUK AND THEY'RE ALL MYSTEFIED ON HOW THEY GOT THERE
wobaozhewo (11:06 PM):
todefinebeauty (11:05 PM):
lolll i wonder if this extends to prayers
LOL
rodiy (11:06 PM):
"but...how?.. I don't...even, BLOHYUK"
prayers i think would depend on person to person
but they do wear those nice little braclets
wwbhd
what would blohyuk do
or, alternatively
WHO would blohyuk do
or when will blohyuk do
or where will blohyuk do
and people wear them, thinking good things
while you and kai snigger in a corner and high five each other
rodiy (11:09 PM):
isn't this common knowledge?
its like in the fine print or something
in those brochures that kai makes that are oh so pretty
"stay for the blohyuk you ain't gonna ship anything else anyway"
rodiy (11:14 PM):
you probably even have a hotline too
"you've reached blo to the hyuk, how can we help you?"
"lately, i just...i can't help but see tablo together with eunhyuk..you know that guy from super junior?"
"oh yes, we are very much aware of mr. lee's pressence"
wobaozhewo (11:15 PM):
LOL
wait
a hotline?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
rodiy (11:15 PM):
"yeah, i mean before i just saw him as that dancer guy from super junior, but now, i can't help it, he HAS to be with tablo"
yeah, for all your blohyuk emergencies
wobaozhewo (11:16 PM):
lolololol
rodiy (11:16 PM):
"I think it's time to admit gentle caller you are ready and willingly to accept Blohyuk as the shipy ship ship"
wobaozhewo (11:16 PM):
will it fill our urges too?
rodiy (11:16 PM):
those calls are for after 10pm
right after the tv commercials for "its 10pm, do you know where your kids are"
and theeeeeen your calls after 10 are like
"Blohyuk on a bed'
"no man, blohyuk on a bed in sleepys putting on a show"
"yeeeeeeeeesssss h5"
wobaozhewo (11:18 PM):
omigahhhhhh
XD
rodiy (11:18 PM):
"Did you see those pictures of hyuk and those ARMS"
"whatchu talking about unbeliever, i'm writing the FIC for it"
"yessssssssssssssssss"
wobaozhewo (11:19 PM):
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IF ONLY
rodiy (11:19 PM):
go forth and convert
and it shall all be yours
The most Epik is the most High.