Happy Belated Birthday B =)

Feb 22, 2009 17:52

I'm so so sorry. I was almost done posting this on Saturday when my computer totally crashed, so I had to wait to use one at uni (All hail 24 hr libraries). Here I am, to say:

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALM_BREEZE!!! **

*ahem* Many happy returns and all that jazz ;)

A small gift from me to you... a continuation af a story started a year ago.

Now a year ago, you had three guys vying for your attention. Three very lovely guys. Very very very lovely guys =)

The line up:

 
 


Unfortunately for them they were all blown out of the water before she even had a chance to try and choose between them.

By this guy:



This guy (aka Shia LeBUFF ;) ) seduced her with the following moves:


 *huh. It's pretty warm in here. I'm thinking maybe this shirt needs to come off...*


 *yep. It's definitely coming off*


 *ahh that feels better... but lets stretch my legs and have a run on the beach*


 * my my, aren't I so athletic? well now I'm tired... let's have a little lie down*


 (lol does this have anything to do with your Coachella preoccupation? hehe)

So anyway, that's how he did. Even the fact that he smoked (like two of the other three) didn't bother B, cos (like the other two) he looked sexy.




To seal the deal, he told her that (like Edward with Bella) he couldn't live without her. And if she wouldn't be with him, he might just do something stupid...




*shockhorror* So B opted for Shia cos (like Bella with Edward) we wouldn't want anything silly like that to happen would we?

It's a good job she got in fast though, cos there were some skanks circling...

 


But there is reason to be wary... Here's a vision of the future =/



Maybe get him to cut down on those cigs, to preserve his looks?

One last pic, purely gratuitous, cos I thought he looked cute:




Happy birthday honey, so sorry it's late, but I hope you had a FAB day and night all the same.

xoxo

calm_breeze

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