Oh sheit doode you shoulda called me while you were at the smog place, that sucks you had to sit around that whole time. California smog is a sham, if my mom's little Honda fails smog then there's no hope for anyone! She had that check engine light BS too if I recall correctly.
The crash may have been unintentional but you can't play off the trashcan bowling as an accident! Oh, and instead of directly telling your parents about the van, you should have put a sheet over the van, walked them out to it, ask them, "Who wants to go buy a new Bimmer?!" then rip off the sheet and move your eyebrows up and down while pointing at the van. I think that would've gone exceedingly well.
I didn't even have to pick the station, the jackasses at the state said I had to go to a test-only station...meaning one of those broken down POS joints. Don't even ask me why they wanted me to go to that shitbasket. I wouldnt know.
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I'd have to say it hasn't been a good past six days, but that's just me.
ps. we are both carless.
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The crash may have been unintentional but you can't play off the trashcan bowling as an accident! Oh, and instead of directly telling your parents about the van, you should have put a sheet over the van, walked them out to it, ask them, "Who wants to go buy a new Bimmer?!" then rip off the sheet and move your eyebrows up and down while pointing at the van. I think that would've gone exceedingly well.
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I woulda called you but...THEY DIDNT HAVE A FUCKING PHONE. Yes. They were that ghetto.
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sounds like quite the adventure >.
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