Yeah, so does anyone else feel violated from finals? CAN I GET A WOO WOO. Thanks ( Read more... )

So you may have heard me talking about Ichi the Killer. I guess you would have to be there. Or see it. Craziest. Movie. Ever. Period. Yes, folks, that is, in actuality, 4 periods used to describe one movie. Insanity. Let me explain this craziness to you. Ichi is mad at bullies because he thinks they raped his childhood friend, when, in fact he is ( Read more... )

God damn, Mina's taken over my meager friends listing, what the shit! So anyway, I have to break her little posting "spree ( Read more... )

Leleleleyee!

WASSUP!!

I'd like to give a big shout out to everyone in da hood. KTHXBAI.

P.S. http://www.project-dolphin.nl is the fucken shit, and everyone should use it.

P.P.S. GUNBOUND ROXORS

P.P.P.S. FUCK HOLIDAY SHOPPING. FUCK IT IN THE BUTT. BY LARRY.

So yeah, I got my wisdom teeth shanked today, so far I cant really feel any difference, but then I cant actually feel my bottom lip either. Plus theres this bad taste in my mouth, so far thats the worst side affect ( Read more... )

Laureano, the big alaskan himself. He put on quite a show at his piano recital. I especially liked the professional-esque hand flicks that he kept doing. And the bobbing of the head ( Read more... )

Uweh, alak, *dance dance dance* wakka!

MMK, anyway. I bet you didnt think a white boy like me could dance, DID YA? But godDAMN Im a fucken GOD at cyberdancing ( Read more... )

I was driving back from my soccer game, and this BMW Z3 is in front of me. It's going UBER slow and kinda running into curbs n shit. I got pissed. But you know, being the good guy that I am, I didnt cuss or anything at them. I just cussed at their car. So now this guy pulls out and I say to myself "finally, that dumbshit shouldnt be driving a ( Read more... )

Wow, I just got home from work and yeah. Damn. That shit sucks. But anyway, so this fat bitch, which, for the sake of anonymity call "the fat bitch", and her husband comes up to me when im working the register, and this guy is fucken whipped. And that isnt in a good way, whipped. Worse than Brendan. So he buys this candy and Im like "OK, $3.25" so ( Read more... )

K, so supposedly I have this thing due tomorrow about a non-fiction story adventure that happened to me. Of course, how could I do this without a little bit of Doug in there, right? Am I right?! Now this may be a little long but some of it is worth it ( Read more... )