Well people...tomorrow I'll be relaxing in Hawaii under my grandma's car-port drinking beer and playing cards.


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I just thought I'd let you all know that I've shaved my pubes once again. After only a week without manscaping I realized that my pubes grow at an astonishing rate so I won't need much time to do it. I figured I'll stop shaving two weeks before I leave and I'll be fine...I'm sure you were all dying to hear that. And Kyle, I highly recommend you try ( Read more... )

I don't have much to talk about but I like posting so I'll just tell u about my day. It started with a run and a trip to the gym as usual. Then I went over to Maren's where we played this awesome game where you roll over things and make a big ball with people and houses and octopuses in it (sounds weird but it kicked ass). Then I went to my nephews ( Read more... )

Today I started letting my pubes grow back after almost 6 years of having none :( I'm doing it so they don't give me shit in basic training...but after that it's back to smooth.

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Well...yesterday was my last day @ Cinemark. It was earlier than I had planned...but the GM is a bitch-hoe and just didn't schedule me so I kicked him in his balls and spat in his eye. I lugged a 35 pound bag of sprite syrup yesterday onto the roof and tossed it off with a couple of employees...for old time sake. It was a great moment.


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Well, I spent the day with my lovely Jenna and she looked as gorgeous as ever. Which reminds me that I forgot to take a picture :( When I went to the store this morning she somehow managed to sneak her way into my house and light my hallway on fire and lay rose-pedals down...it was really romantic. I wanted to take her to the Black Diamond Mines ( Read more... )

Hey...hope everything's going awesome in the Philipines and that the sex is good there. When you get back the four of us need to hang out at my place and watch a movie and then you can meet my rabid dog.

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So I went shooting yesterday and realized how awesome guns are. I think everyone should own a gun and they'd be that much cooler. I went out to this farm and we were shooting a glock 45 and then we shot some clay pigeons with a 16 guage...I'm not sure what I had more fun doing. I also decided that I'm gonna buy a farm. Then I'm gonna have kids and ( Read more... )