Horrible, horrible employment

[wolf_wolves]

I just got a phone call from a drone asking me why I was late for work.

At a law firm.

I can't be a lawyer, I don't know shit about the legal system! I was in jail for two hundred years![[OOC EDIT: So apparently I'm an idiot and Free DIDN'T actually kill her. He just stole the magic eye. I'll try to pass it off as Free being ICly spacey, but if

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[a_gentle_boy]

. . . T-Two hundred years in jail?! What did you do?!

[wolf_wolves]

I killed someone.

[a_gentle_boy]

Why?

[wolf_wolves]

That happened a long time ago, kid. The whys of it aren't very important. Just trust me when I say she had it coming.

[namusan_messiah]

Oh, you were? I feel like I can commiserate.

[wolf_wolves]

You also got a job assigned to you out of the blue?

[namusan_messiah]

No, I was also imprisoned for a very long time. Are you immortal, or simply non-human?

[wolf_wolves]

No shit? Yeah I'm immortal.

[human_pretender]

I was in jail as well. But I have not gotten a call about a job. How long have you been here?

[wolf_wolves]

About a month.

[human_pretender]

I see. After several, that has not happened.

[wolf_wolves]

Lucky you.