That Wascally Wabbit

[wolf_wolves]

[You know what was out and around in the 50s? Looney Toons.

That's right, your local 6'6", 250lbs immortal werewolf is down at the local movie theater watching children's cartoons. He's in the front row, with drone children on either side giving him the occasional funny look, he has a big thing of popcorn, and he is laughing his head off[Later,

Comments

[b_as_a_criminal]

Oh.

I also missed those in jail.

[wolf_wolves]

I just can't believe I missed out on ALL of this Looney Toons thing while I was gone.

What were you in for?

[b_as_a_criminal]

You missed all of Looney Tunes? Umm... how old are you?

Oh, murder.

[wolf_wolves]

Really old.

So what was it like for you on the inside? Did you kill a man to prove you were tough?

Er, another man?

[relaxiamadoctor]

Oh? What movies?

[wolf_wolves]

Today? Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Ah~ At my house back home we would have a monster movie night every week~

[wolf_wolves]

Not a huge fan of monster movies. Except the ones where the monster gets away in the end.

[diaf_askeladd]

Movies?

[wolf_wolves]

Man, if they don't have movies where you come from you are missing out.

[diaf_askeladd]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[wolf_wolves]

How the hell do I describe movies...

It's like, you make a zillion pictures, each one slightly different from the one before it, and then you show them all really fast and in a row, so it looks like a picture of things that are moving.