Talk like a pirate day!
Well this is one of my favorite "Holidays" the first year we carried it along for about a week before finally sticking a fork in all the pirate jokes.
So I've decided to post the funiest pirate jokes I could find.
Pirates!
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?
They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse
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Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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So I've decided to post the funiest pirate jokes I could find.
Pirates!
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?
They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse
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Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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